Random Movie Quote Thread: Why don't we have one?

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Feel free to post your random, non-related movie quotes.

So, to kick this off;

"Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?"

"And you won't be angry?"

"I will NOT be angry."

"Abby someone."

"Abby someone. Abby who?"

"Abby Normal."

"Do they say who's f*ckin' playing us in the movie?"

"No, but it's Miramax. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They put those guys in a bunch of movies."

"Who?"

"You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting?"

"You mean that f*ckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it?"

"Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either...but Affleck was the bomb in 'Phantoms'."

"Word, b*tch, Phantoms like a motherf*cker!"

"I'm hysterical!"

*splash*

"I'm... wet! And I'm hysterical!"

*slap*

"I'm... in... pain! And I'm wet! And I'm still hysterical!"

"Personal escort of the Princess."

"Aye."

"Must've made an impression."

"...aye."

"Didn't think you were in the tent that long."

Time to steal this thread. Instead of being comprised of quotes from a bunch of movies, if past experience is any guide, it will instead become devoted to only one. Just you watch. Here goes:

They cut the power.

The game's up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun.

Oh, come on. You don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?

It's not a trick. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the study, two for the chandelier, two at the lounge door, and one for the singing telegram.

That's not six.

One plus two plus two plus one.

Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier, that's one plus two plus one plus one.

Even if you're right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not "one plus two plus one plus one."

"Here, you'll need this!"

"I cannot lift this."

*shrugs*

"Grow stronger!"

Also: Valiant effort Lobo, but it seems Rubb is defiantly staying on topic, so I continued the trend

All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed?

Lobo wrote:

Yet another Aliens quote

Game over man, Game over!

"Isn't it funny - you hear a phone ringing and it could be anybody. But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it? "

"Godd@mmit, man! You done made me hurt my d*ck hand."
"Ooooh! I'm sure you're just as good with the other hand. "

[the Caller c*cks his gun]
"Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he c*cks his gun. Now why didn't he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it? "

"Wait till it goes national. ABC, CBS, CNN, UPN, you're gonna have the whole alphabet. "

"Damn, we're in a tight spot!"

I'm hysterical!"

*splash*

"I'm... wet! And I'm hysterical!"

*slap*

"I'm... in... pain! And I'm wet! And I'm still hysterical!"

"Personal escort of the Princess."

"Aye."

"Must've made an impression."

"...aye."

"Didn't think you were in the tent that long."

The game's up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun.

Oh, come on. You don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?

It's not a trick. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the study, two for the chandelier, two at the lounge door, and one for the singing telegram.

That's not six.

One plus two plus two plus one.

Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier, that's one plus two plus one plus one.

Even if you're right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not "one plus two plus one plus one."

Ok I got to know where these qoutes are from because they are hilarious!

One now for one of my new all time favorite quotes:

"I am a leaf on the wind watch how I soar"

The second one is Braveheart, and the last one looks to be a quote from Clue, but I don't remember that movie at all.

I've got nothing for the first one.

First quote is The Producers, second is Braveheart, third is Clue.

"[on video] You must be here to fix the cable."
"Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here."
"He fixes the cable? "

"Also, my rug was stolen."

"[holding up a bowling ball] What the f*ck is this? "
"Obviously you're not a golfer."

"That rug really tied the room together."

"Yeah, well. The Dude abides."

"Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the f*cking money, sh*thead?"
"It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look."

Thin_J wrote:
Lobo wrote:

Yet another Aliens quote

Game over man, Game over!

Bah. I guess I need Sanjuro to make this work.

Most quotable movie of all time.

"Nihilists! F*ck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."
"Are these the Nazis, Walter?"
"No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of."
"Iss not fair!"
"Fair! WHO'S THE F*CKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF F*CKING CRYBABIES?"
"And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man."
"You mean... beyond pacifism?"
"Yeah, man! He's f*cking sensetive, man!"
"Huh. I did not know that. You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course."

I'm not sure why, but making fun of Nihilists just never gets old, for me.

Lobo wrote:
Thin_J wrote:
Lobo wrote:

Yet another Aliens quote

Game over man, Game over!

Bah. I guess I need Sanjuro to make this work. :-(

You sir, are misunderstanding my sarcasm. I was expecting the thread to go your way and fill with Aliens quotes after that.

Apparantly, I was wrong.

"He left us! He left us!"
"But that's NOT what I'M gonna do."

"I think this was Gennaro."
"[about 15 feet away] I think this was too"

"When you gotta go, you gotta go."

"I spared no expenses."

"But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

"Anybody hear that? It's an... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here."

"Must go faster."

"Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided *not* to endorse your park."

"Babies smell!"

I just keep thinking of more and more.

"You ready to be f*cked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f*ck you up."

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

- "The Royal Penis is clean, your highness."

- "Are you hungry? I haven't eaten since later this afternoon."

- "So, you're saying that the supernatural is your exclusive province?"

"Kitten, I think what I'm saying, is that sometimes, sh*t happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?"

"Naturally, it's 13. Why 13?"
"It comes after 12, hon."

"So long, Earth. Catch you on the flip side."

"We just lost the moon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"We just put Sir Isaac Newton in the driver's seat."

"Don't you worry. If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it."

Razorgrin wrote:

"Personal escort of the Princess."

"Aye."

"Must've made an impression."

"...aye."

"Didn't think you were in the tent that long."

Wait a minute, isn't that from Rome? That's not a movie, punk!

Here's mine (echoing Morrolan's):

"Vee are Nihilists. Vee believe in nussing"
"That must be tiring."

"You know how I know you're gay?"

"I swallowed a bug!"

"You're my man, Blue!"

"You smell like old people. And soap."

lunabean wrote:

First quote is The Producers, second is Braveheart, third is Clue.

Just to be clear, I was referencing the first Producers, with Gene Wilder and Zero Mostel (which in my book is the Funniest Movie Ever Made). I believe the quote is slightly different in the remake with Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane.

Also:

"Where do these stairs go?"
"They go up."

"I choose gin... and Chaka Khan!"

"1....2....5!"
"3, sir."
"3!"

Even tho we already have a thread somewhere entirely made of Aliens quotes, I just can't stop myself.

"Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No...have you?"

"You just too bad Vasquey"

"What is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

"Who'd you think I was anyway? The guy that's walks into a good looking dame's front parlour and says, "Good afternoon, I sell accident insurance on husbands... you got one that's been around too long? One you'd like to turn into a little hard cash?"

"To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. So I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana nut. That's a good muffin."

"Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?"
"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."

"Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo."

"Who's that then?"

"I dunno, must be a king."

"Why?"

"He hasn't got sh*t all over him."

From one of my favorite movies of all time...

  • He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. sh*t.
  • - Why'd you kick me?
    - Where's your brain?
    - Why'd you kick me?
    - Where's your brain?
    - Why'd you kick me?
    - Where's your brain?
    - I asked you first.
  • Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
  • The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"

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