Firefly - Love it!

Garrad wrote:
Botswana wrote:
I thought she was the most physically attractive on the show
Blither blather! Heresy! Pish-tosh! She was cute, but she's no Jewel Staite... mmm... Jewel...

oh I dunno about that

I do know my bible, sir. On the night of their betrothal the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow. He shall work in her again and again, til she bring him to his full. And rest him then upon the sweat of her breast.

Sure, she talks a good game, but I'd take Kaylee in a heartbeat. Mmm...

[size=9]...i'll be in my bunk...[/size]

Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

PS Everyone knows that's no more from the Bible than Pulp Fiction's version of Ezekiel 25:17, right?

For the unaware and curious:

SIDEBAR: WHAT JULES SAYS

The hitman Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) frequently quotes "Ezekiel 25:17" in "Pulp Fiction," but in fact he has greatly altered the Bible passage. The actual passage says:

"And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them."

Here's what Jules says, adding bits from the 23rd Psalm and his own rhetoric:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Chumpy_McChump wrote:

Sure, she talks a good game, but I'd take Kaylee in a heartbeat.

Now I don't know about all that. I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed for eating crackers but Kaylee is a backwoods farmer's daughter with a knack for fixing machines and a bit of timidity when it comes to interacting with the opposite sex while Saffron is a former companion trained in seducing and pleasing a man. Now who do you choose again?

Now I don't know about all that. I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed for eating crackers but Kaylee is a backwoods farmer's daughter with a knack for fixing machines and a bit of timidity when it comes to interacting with the opposite sex while Saffron is a former companion trained in seducing and pleasing a man. Now who do you choose again?

Now really, does that matter for 2 mins of work?

Yeah, but Kaylee has no qualms about getting railed up against a bulkhead. She's gotta get points for that.

I am, by far, a Saffron man. Don't make me choose between her and Inara, though. My head asplode.

Now, see how this thread has livened up with those Firefly girl pics?

Keem 'em coming lads, we'll save this thread yet!

Grumpicus wrote:
Chumpy_McChump wrote:

Sure, she talks a good game, but I'd take Kaylee in a heartbeat.

Now I don't know about all that. I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed for eating crackers but Kaylee is a backwoods farmer's daughter with a knack for fixing machines and a bit of timidity when it comes to interacting with the opposite sex while Saffron is a former companion trained in seducing and pleasing a man. Now who do you choose again?

Inarra.

Thin_J wrote:

Inarra

Seconded!

Grumpicus wrote:

Now I don't know about all that. I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed for eating crackers but Kaylee is a backwoods farmer's daughter with a knack for fixing machines and a bit of timidity when it comes to interacting with the opposite sex while Saffron is a former companion trained in seducing and pleasing a man. Now who do you choose again?

Yeah, but Kaylee would at least change your oil while she was rotating your tires, if you catch my meaning.

Hmm ... am I the only one here who would put Zoe atop my Firefly Babe List? Sure, the rest are all fine looking women but, C'mon, Zoe takes the cake.

Zoe is a beautiful woman. I'd be happy sharing her bunk. Kaylee is fine too. And Mrs. Reynolds sure is built for comfort. But if I had my druthers, it would be Inara. I like a classy broad.
IMAGE(http://www.davonline.com/epsi/firefly/inara_gris.jpg)

Since when did whores become classy, guild or no guild?

Staats wrote:

Since when did whores become classy, guild or no guild?

Same way gamers became athletes.

He said guild or no guild.

GioClark wrote:
Marsman wrote:

I'll be in my bunk. /smirk

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Me too.

DAMN. Jeez.

Honestly, I'd hit any Firefly Crew member. Hell, I'd consider Book, if he let his hair go wild.

Boy did I come late to this party, but I'm happy to see all the FF/Serenity love. We just began a Serenity RPG group a couple of weeks ago and so far it's been a BLAST. The 'verse is so much fun to play in.

And no, I'm not getting rid of my avatar, superspork. You can fight me over it in a duel using swhats.

Gorram silly post comment button. Could some ruttin' moderator delete this duplicate most? Much obliged...

Staats wrote:

Since when did whores become classy, guild or no guild?

Don't ja be callin' ma squeeze no whore, son. I'll gut ya like a...like a...gutted thang.

buzzvang wrote:

Yeah, but Kaylee has no qualms about getting railed up against a bulkhead. She's gotta get points for that.

A LOT of points. And she's less likely to try to kill you after. Or during. Or before.

Don't get me wrong; Inara is attractive, but intimidating. Zoe is hot, but I'd be afraid she'd break me. (Do you really think she goes all out with Wash? Not unless he's a lot stronger than he looks...) We know Saffron is just a bad idea. Kaylee, now, she's got the Jennifer-Aniston-both-cute-and-hot thing going on, she's more than happy to tumble with the guys, she's crude yet delightful, and she's happy to get all greased up and give'er in the engine room. What more could you want?

Chumpy_McChump wrote:

Kaylee, now, she's got the Jennifer-Aniston-both-cute-and-hot thing going on, she's more than happy to tumble with the guys, she's crude yet delightful, and she's happy to get all greased up and give'er in the engine room. What more could you want?

Absolutely nothing, that's what!

Chumpy wrote:

What more could you want?

Inara.

Lobo wrote:
Chumpy wrote:

What more could you want?

Inara. :-)

See, I knew Lobo was a smart man. He's proven himself yet again!

Well guys, since Inara serves women, why not have her service Kaylee and then jump in at an appropriate moment. That's my little dream right there...

Veloxi wrote:

And no, I'm not getting rid of my avatar, superspork. You can fight me over it in a duel using swhats. ;)

You can use it to, just remember I did it first. Oh and I vote for Inara.

Lobo once again demonstrates great wisdom. Chumpy, don't let those high-class hookers get you down. You can do it!

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Chumpy, don't let those high-class hookers get you down. You can do it!

Well, there was this one time where I almost talked to a hig-class hooker. She kept looking over at me, and I think she liked me, but before I got up the courage to go talk to her, a burly man with a beard stepped in and started dancing with her, a friend of mine said that I shouldn't try because she was fourth on his list and he might get to her soon, she turned out to be one of my profs, and she sent me a text message saying that she was unavailable until I stopped playing video games and got a bikini wax. What do you guys think I should do?

*much love to all that got poked by that one *

It's allllll about Zoe, folks.

Chumpy_McChump wrote:
Fedaykin98 wrote:

Chumpy, don't let those high-class hookers get you down. You can do it!

Well, there was this one time where I almost talked to a hig-class hooker. She kept looking over at me, and I think she liked me, but before I got up the courage to go talk to her, a burly man with a beard stepped in and started dancing with her, a friend of mine said that I shouldn't try because she was fourth on his list and he might get to her soon, she turned out to be one of my profs, and she sent me a text message saying that she was unavailable until I stopped playing video games and got a bikini wax. What do you guys think I should do?

*much love to all that got poked by that one *

FLAWLESS VICTORY!