Open Mic Night With Dick Pound

Hold the Sophmoric Jokes until the end please. Then go crazy.

Anyone else catch this the past week?

World Anti-Doping Agency's Head Claims 1/3rd Of NHL's Players Are On Performance-Enhancers

Of course, he does so without any "Proof".

And A Lot Of People Think He's An Idiot

I love how the NHL is fighting this. I also call bullsh*t on his numbers as well. Some blogger did the math and 1/3 of NHL players is 250 players which is 11 NHL teams. Enough players to form 11 teams in the NHL are using performance-enhancing drugs, that doesn't seem right at all.

What exactly are they supposedly taking? I don't see much point of 'roids in hockey outside of during injury rehab, and certainly nothing like HGH.

I mean, really, what exactly would Saku Koivu be taking?

Some blogger did the math and 1/3 of NHL players is 250 players which is 11 NHL teams. Enough players to form 11 teams in the NHL are using performance-enhancing drugs, that doesn't seem right at all.

Holy unnecessary math, Batman!

11 being very close to 10, 10 being 1/3rd of the number of teams in the NHL.