Since I doubt anyone actually checks the official trading block...
I need a Tight End to cover for Crumpler in week 8.
J. Garcia (DET - QB) - "News: Jeff Garcia completed 22-of-34 passes for 210 yards and rushed for a one-yard touchdown in his first start of the season."
J. Bettis (PIT - RB) - "News: Jerome Bettis rushed 13 times for 56 yards in week seven.
Impact: Bettis got most of the carries inside the red zone, but wasn't able to get the TD. Still, he looked great in his work and was a bigger factor than last week. Expect Willie Parker to get more carries, but Bettis should get at least 10 a week. (Mon. Oct 24, 2005)"
D. Foster (CAR - RB) - "The Panthers face the Vikings this week, which should get their rushing game on track. (Tue. Oct 25, 2005)"
D. Gabriel (OAK - WR) - "News: Doug Gabriel had five catches for 101 yards against the Bills.
Impact: Randy Moss was limited in this game, so Gabriel got increased playing time. He's outperformed Jerry Porter the past two weeks and is a decent flex option against Tennessee next Sunday. (Mon. Oct 24, 2005)"
A. Hakim (NO - WR) - "News: Az-Zahir Hakim caught six passes for 100 yards and a touchdown in week seven.
Impact: Few wide receivers are hotter right now. Hakim is averaging almost 100 yards a game the last three weeks with Joe Horn injured. He shouldn't be available in most leagues, but pick him up and start him against the Dolphins if he is. (Mon. Oct 24, 2005)"
A. Bryant (CLE - WR) - "News: Antonio Bryant caught one pass for 15 yards in week seven.
Impact: Bryant was victimized by the Browns offense, but he had a costly wide open drop late in the fourth quarter that stopped a Browns drive. Despite the struggles, he's a decent play the next two weeks with easy matchups against the Texans and Titans. (Mon. Oct 24, 2005)"
J. McCareins (NYJ - WR) - Note: McCareins is on a bye in week 8.
I'm looking for a 1-for-1 trade... but may consider a 2-for-2. Take your pick... but please don't insult my intelligence. Thanks.