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Some Friday afternoon fun:
Vllain Name Generator
All ye tremble in fear for I am Captain StoneDagger the malevolent!
*Edited for proper spelling. Amazing someone else beat Lobster to it
A Mind Without Purpose Will Walk In Dark Places
"I may be out of ammo but I ain't out of chainsaw B*TCHES!" - Sinister's warcry for Gears of War
Prince DemonGhost the Vile.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"Butt hat is my opinion and we all know how far that goes around here." - Demonicmaster
"Dammit Rat Boy, I just came to post that." - Stele
Magus FireAxe the infamous.
"Fine. Take her out to lunch and then at an opportune lull in the conversation poke your finger directly in her anus. Chances are she'll leave you alone after that. If not, hey buttsex!" - ColdForged
EVE - Promethean Starter/Persephone Starter
Emporer BlackChanter the Butcher
Kneel before me or I shall use my magic chanting powers to dismember you!!!!
TakeThis.org - It's dangerous to go alone!
2007 GWJFFL2 Champion
2008 & 2011 GWJFFL Champion
2012 & 2014 GWJFFLK Champion
Gnomish prostitutes look like bunches of grapes.
The Grim King Chaosheart
Looks like Cartoonin continues to be a stud.
The Big D screen is just cartoonin aiming a projector at his genitals
Is that anything like a villain name generator?
Do you ever walk alone like a drifter in the dark?
Necromancer Flower Child... WTH...!?
Xbox Live: Nei HD | Playstation ID: Nei_GWJ | ...
the vile Sorcerer CrimsonBlade is me!
Sounds like we all belong in Diablo 2.
All this science I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week.
Tyrant DemonSkull the monstrous
Witch Crimsonheart the damned
...it's almost as if Bear himself generated that name for me, in fact, I do believe he may have called me that once or twice in WoW.
"Shell me, beaches!" - NSMike
Dictator DevilChanter the infamous!
"I like to hear people talking when they're not talking to me," I said. "It's soothing to know that I don't have to listen." -- Bill Harris describing a truism.
I am the heartless Necromancer RedMoon!
"PEACE ON EARTH. GOOD WILL TO MEN. PUBLIC SHELTER. ADMISSION 50¢"
Count WeirdMace The Merciless
502 Server Busy
Kneel before 502!
GWJFFL Trophy Case:
Dynasty: 2012, 2013
Stele: "You're just afraid [Rat Boy]'s going to disappear for 2 years on us again"
All hail Despot Redscourge the Nefarious.
Lobster Mobster:I find that f*cking a nice stinky cheese is an experience everyone should have at least once in their life.
The Psychotic Duke DoomSpawn!
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
I prefer Dark Lord Eviseratix O'KittenSquisher.
Rules cannot trump power -- The Godfather Doctrine
My xfire name reflects my new evilness.
The Heartless Viscount FrostBane
Marvel Heroes: MegaMarsMy Marvel Heroes Roster
Warlock Warbite the loathsome
Final Warrior Quest - A dumb game I made.
We should form our own super villain group.
If this is half as good as the pimp name generator, I've just lost my entire afternoon.
Doctor Strangeflayer at your service.
Gamertag: Editorcook PSN: citiznmatt
Tyrant ThunderThief the cursed.
Hold close to your thunder, for I am near!!! Muahahahahahahahaha
The Fluffy Gomez Bear?
I think I broke it.
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General Psycho(tic) Thief
Awsome, I am a Thief who's crazy (I like that), and have an army of crazy thieves at my disposal.
Sir BoneSkull at your service...
although...if I had to pick one, I'd go with 'Republican Stormtrooper of Doom'!
"Apparently the authors of the 2a forgot to mention that it's difficult to defend your freedom when you're so fat you need an electric scooter to propel you around the gun show.. "
so sayeth the Bear...
Carnal Dragon the infamous. I want it in my passport.
I`m Artsy Partsy Gun For Hire
Master DeathSpawn the cursed
Certis: Quintin is both smart and attractive.
Fedaykin98: Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!
Yonder: It's weird to say this, but Quintin Stone may be the wisest person here.
King HellCrush(er) the cruel
- Yay Kathode!
XBL Gamertag - Mm Burritos
Want powers too? This is a random power generator I wrote on a whim. I thought it might be fitting for this thread.
And yes, many of the results don't make a lot of sense. That's part of the charm.
Rat Boy has mastered the ability to make duplicates of himself. He has inherited all of the powers and talents of an owl and he can absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and redirect it toward a distant area. Rat Boy brawls using a death-dealing pet imp and he has learned to communicate with dolphins through a mental link. He also developed the talent to force sharks to obey his every command and he possesses the power to read the memories of others. Terribly, Rat Boy has a weakness of being unable to see rabbits.
It's true. I can't see them at all.
Edit: As for the villain...
Prince DemonGhost the Vile has the power to force jackals into another plane of existence. He is able to deflect sonic waves and he developed the talent to make nightmares appear from nowhere. Prince DemonGhost the Vile can spin like a whirlwind and he has the power to become invisible. He also has learned to transform any yak into gold and he has been known to read the memories of others. Sadly, Prince DemonGhost the Vile endures the burden of being slimy.