A friend of mine just called me and asked me if I'd ever eaten a Milk-Bone. It took me a second to realize she was referring to the dog treat. Apparently she's at a party, and the menfolk present there are trying to convince her that every man alive has tried a Milk-Bone at some point in his life. I can't say I've ever looked at a Milk-Bone and thought, 'Well, sh*t. The dog likes it - it must be good!' (I mean, here're creatures that will eat their own feces.)
Am I missing something here?