Had this conversation at school this morning. Some funny results. Most of them were said in anger, like 'man I really showed her' lines. Mine not so much.
The three I could come up with off the top of my head were:
1) I was feeling silly before going to a club, so I grabbed a hockey-puck and put it in my pocket before I left. I then went up to girls all night and said "Nice shoes," then pulled it out of my pocket and offerred it to them. "Want a puck?"
Success rating: 4/5. None got offended, ALL laughed to one degree or another, and with many it made a nice easy transition into normal conversation. An impish grin is required to properly end this manuever.
2) I was in a bookstore and got talking to a very attractive young lady. I had a cumpled up reciept in my pocket, which I found and, without thinking, tossed at a nearby garbage can. I missed by a mile, and she taunted me mercilessly. So I said, "Alright, I'll throw it again, from the same place. If I miss, I have to buy you dinner. But if I get it in, well, then you have to let me buy you dinner."
Success rating: 5/5. We had dinner.
3) "That's alright. You have a big nose anyway." This was my defensive, hurt way of lashing out when I got turned down for the very first time in my life. She wasn't mean about it or anything, so she didn't even come close to deserving that, which makes it all the funnier when I think back on it. lol... so blunt.
OK, all your turns.