I am VERY confused... *Demos Dating Thread!*

Demosthenes wrote:

Is this an appropriate times for this smiley? :hump:

There is never an inappropriate time for that emoticon.

Razorgrin wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:

Is this an appropriate times for this smiley? :hump:

There is never an inappropriate time for that emoticon.

How about in an email to your mom?

How about in an email to your mom?

Pwned.

KaterinLHC wrote:

How about in an email to your mom?

What you express to my mother via animated icons is between you and her, Kat.

Besides, my email client doesn't recognize the 'command' for it. I've tried.

Demos...its f***in' college...she can have 5 boyfriends if she wants...

Its life, live with it...

and if you can...HIT IT!

Quote:
How about in an email to your mom?
Pwned.

not really.

Dear Mom, I heard that Mr. Henderson from down the street left Mrs. Henderson for his secretary.

I wonder if she needs someone to help cut the grass and look after the pool.

Garrad wrote:
Quote:
How about in an email to your mom?
Pwned.

not really.

Dear Mom, I heard that Mr. Henderson from down the street left Mrs. Henderson for his secretary.

I wonder if she needs someone to help cut the grass and look after the pool. :hump:

does that mean:

I wonder if she needs someone to help cut the grass and look after the pool and hump?

Garrad wrote:
Quote:
How about in an email to your mom?
Pwned.

not really.

Dear Mom, I heard that Mr. Henderson from down the street left Mrs. Henderson for his secretary.

I wonder if she needs someone to help cut the grass and look after the pool. :hump:

I'm confused. Does gardening usually involve :hump:? If it does, then perhaps I've been doing it wrong all this time. Maybe I'll have to ask Razorgrin's mom about it.

I'm confused. Does gardening usually involve :hump:? If it does, then perhaps I've been doing it wrong all this time. Maybe I'll have to ask Razorgrin's mom about it.

Wait a second, he's stretching. You've gotta stretch and get warmed up before gardening.

Cut the grass, trim the bushes you know, slang for that Sanjuro thing...

Hey are you gys mocking me?

Garrad wrote:

Cut the grass, trim the bushes you know, slang for that Sanjuro thing...

Hey are you gys mocking me?

Ohhhhhhh... apparently my mind wasn't reaching the proper levels of naughtiness. And no, I'm not mocking you - I thought the point of this thread was to mock Demos?

You honestly believe that Mrs. Henderson would like Demos to "trim her bushes"?

Where is Demos anyway? He's overdue to come back and give us more details.

Garrad wrote:

Cut the grass, trim the bushes you know, slang for that Sanjuro thing...

Hey are you gys mocking me?

Ah, didn't get that one either. I only skimmed that thread and decided that deep down I was okay with Sanjuro shaving anything he wanted and left it at that.

What? I told you, I'll be having dinner with a cute girl and a few of her sorority sisters... but, we gotta wait till Tuesday evening. She's got plans already this weekend and we have night classes that limit any outing till about Tuesday.

I'll post an update around that time.

KaterinLHC wrote:

I'm confused. Does gardening usually involve :hump:? If it does, then perhaps I've been doing it wrong all this time. Maybe I'll have to ask Razorgrin's mom about it.

Whatever you find out, keep it to yourself.

Ooohhh, there's a page 2 to this thread. My bust.

So dude, it's a group date? Under no circumstances go solo. Find at least one male friend to bring along. For real.

Ummmm... and why is that Sanj?

Sanjuro wrote:

Ooohhh, there's a page 2 to this thread. My bust.

So dude, it's a group date? Under no circumstances go solo. Find at least one male friend to bring along. For real.

Agreed, but with conditions:

1) You have to be better looking than he.

2) He has to have lower standards than you.

If both conditions cannot be met, then go solo and roll the dice. I have seen my sororities - the one the sisters try to get hooked up usually is the one who... well, is lower than my standards.

Loganrapp wrote:
Sanjuro wrote:

Ooohhh, there's a page 2 to this thread. My bust.

So dude, it's a group date? Under no circumstances go solo. Find at least one male friend to bring along. For real.

Agreed, but with conditions:

1) You have to be better looking than he.

2) He has to have lower standards than you.

Sorry, I'm not available on Tuesday. Wednesday ok Demos?

Razorgrin wrote:

If she catches you in bed with somebody else, just tell her you're not cheating, you're gaining valuable life experience.

Yes, and remember, it's not cheatin' if you're eatin'!

Loganrapp wrote:

Agreed, but with conditions:

1) You have to be better looking than he.

2) He has to have lower standards than you.

If both conditions cannot be met, then go solo and roll the dice. I have seen my sororities - the one the sisters try to get hooked up usually is the one who... well, is lower than my standards.

Dude, listen to me and Logan here. You go solo on a date with this one chick and she brings three friends. Several bad scenarios:
1) They talk to each other all night, you = 5th wheel.
2) One of them hates you, bags on you all night you can either:
2a) Take it, and look like a douche
2b) Throw some sh*t back, and look like a jerk
3) Instead of having to impress one girl, now you have to impress several, who are going to compare notes afterwords.

No good compadre. And yeah, find a friend who's not as good looking as you, but it is imperative that he not be a bad dresser or retarded conversationalist. And make sure your target is clearly defined in his mind, to avoid inadvertant c*ck-blocking.

Podunk wrote:
Razorgrin wrote:

If she catches you in bed with somebody else, just tell her you're not cheating, you're gaining valuable life experience.

Yes, and remember, it's not cheatin' if you're eatin'!

I am utterly scandalized, my friend!

As for a guy to bring with: I think that's a good idea. Bring someone fun to be around, but not someone you'd just end up talking to all night. Most ladies don't like being ignored.

KaterinLHC wrote:

Most ladies don't like being ignored.

I'm sorry, did you say something?

Demos, here's a picture of a boot

IMAGE(http://www.alternative-leather-nation.com/double%20studs%20boot%20band.jpg)

Please print in and repeatedly hit your ass with it.

For those of you experiencing frustration over this thread, please bear in mind that "*Demos Dating Thread!*" was ample warning for what you were in for. If you choose to ignore warning labels, you yourself bear responsibility for the consequences. Now excuse me while I go have some tequila and operate some heavy machinery.

For those of you experiencing frustration over my post, please add smileys to it.

Here are a few just in case:

Dude, listen to me and Logan here. You go solo on a date with this one chick and she brings three friends. Several bad scenarios:
1) They talk to each other all night, you = 5th wheel.
2) One of them hates you, bags on you all night you can either:
2a) Take it, and look like a douche
2b) Throw some sh*t back, and look like a jerk
3) Instead of having to impress one girl, now you have to impress several, who are going to compare notes afterwords.

No good compadre. And yeah, find a friend who's not as good looking as you, but it is imperative that he not be a bad dresser or retarded conversationalist. And make sure your target is clearly defined in his mind, to avoid inadvertant c*ck-blocking.

Or try the Pigpen method (patent pending)

Go out with all 5, have a blast, flirt like crazy, be fun, be fun, be fun...make them laugh...give them space, be cool, have a little bit of a cocky bad boy attitude, dance with all 5, and ensure each one gets a little 'special' time, etc...
then sleep with one of them...and be REALLY good...ensure her O time is reached via carpet duty before you even get nekked.

THEN - she'll tell her friends about you - then, sleep with the other 4 one at a time - it gets easier for numbers 2, 3 and 4 because they keep bragging about your tongue and tool. Number 5 can be tough...she's the pretentious one who doesn't want to sleep with you cuz now you're a slut. BUT - she really is kinky and likes bondage, so she's the most fun...and being the toughest challenge just makes it that much BETTER!

Then move on, or choose one to date...whatever...you're in college so it doesn't really matter...just have fun and quit being serious...you aren't going to marry any of those 5 (so sez the Swami)

I don't know Mr.Green, I much prefer this for a good self-battering about the head and shoulders
IMAGE(http://www.cluedofan.com/fan_art/ian_janosko/WeaponCardLeadPipe.jpg)

Pigpen wrote:
Dude, listen to me and Logan here. You go solo on a date with this one chick and she brings three friends. Several bad scenarios:
1) They talk to each other all night, you = 5th wheel.
2) One of them hates you, bags on you all night you can either:
2a) Take it, and look like a douche
2b) Throw some sh*t back, and look like a jerk
3) Instead of having to impress one girl, now you have to impress several, who are going to compare notes afterwords.

No good compadre. And yeah, find a friend who's not as good looking as you, but it is imperative that he not be a bad dresser or retarded conversationalist. And make sure your target is clearly defined in his mind, to avoid inadvertant c*ck-blocking.

Or try the Pigpen method (patent pending)

Go out with all 5, have a blast, flirt like crazy, be fun, be fun, be fun...make them laugh...give them space, be cool, have a little bit of a cocky bad boy attitude, dance with all 5, and ensure each one gets a little 'special' time, etc...
then sleep with one of them...and be REALLY good...ensure her O time is reached via carpet duty before you even get nekked.

THEN - she'll tell her friends about you - then, sleep with the other 4 one at a time - it gets easier for numbers 2, 3 and 4 because they keep bragging about your tongue and tool. Number 5 can be tough...she's the pretentious one who doesn't want to sleep with you cuz now you're a slut. BUT - she really is kinky and likes bondage, so she's the most fun...and being the toughest challenge just makes it that much BETTER!

Then move on, or choose one to date...whatever...you're in college so it doesn't really matter...just have fun and quit being serious...you aren't going to marry any of those 5 (so sez the Swami)

I endorse this suggestion... no need to bring a man-date.