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Well, did he?

His last post was hurriedly dashe dout as he awaited the arrival of his woman. That was days ago. So I'm guessing that he, Like Vanishes for Days (AKA Sanjuro) "did."

I mean, we usually hear form people when they're not getting any. Um ... yeah. Or thoroughly satisfied. That's it. Hey, look - bunnies!

Like Fletcher said but he forgot the "soul mate part". In his original thread he mentioned that she has 4 weeks off of work so they are probably sight seeing all over Greece and getting it on like crazy.

*Bow Chika Bow Wow*

TTIWWP
or
TTIWWV

*cue porn music*

Who do I have to hump to get a trip to Greece?

Roo, it would seem.

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*Legion* wrote:
Roo, it would seem.

A day late, a dollar short.

SillyRabbit wrote:
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Ni-i-ice.

I meant to post this one for ya Fletch:

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Your collection of bunny porn knows no rivals, Rabbit.

Fletcher1138 wrote:
Your collection of bunny porn knows no rivals, Rabbit.

Oh ho ho. Is that a challenge? >)

Mex wrote:
Oh ho ho. Is that a challenge?

what'd you call me?

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Oh SH*T! She's PISSED! *ducks and covers*

*sigh*

Jessica Rabbit is sooooo dreamy.

Especially holding a weapon.

Fletcher1138 wrote:
His last post was hurriedly dashe dout as he awaited the arrival of his woman. That was days ago. So I'm guessing that he, Like Vanishes for Days (AKA Sanjuro) "did."

How did I get dragged into this thread? I'm cancelling my order for your dildo emulators.

Well I was just assuming that there was usually sex involved in your frequent disappearances, Vanishes for Days.

Let's see, there was the Civ2 Girl Episode, in which you had sex with her and then she ran away screaming, leaving you too depressed to post, and then this "menengitis" thing which almost definitely involved some kind of sex.

Need I go on?

Not to change the topic, here, but I must mention that Sanjuro's new avatar is pretty much the scariest thing I've ever seen... perhaps even scarier than anything I've ever contemplated a priori.

It almost looks like your avatar is in reaction to his.

* Fletcher's hypothesis regarding Civ2 girl could not be further from the truth. The truth, unfortunately, is so complex as to render the listener insane if you were to hear it. So it's for your own good.

* My new avatar is, of course, a Philosophomon.

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And with that, I am slain.

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Nietzschesaur rules! Raaar! Fear him and his questioning of all doctrines which drain life's energies.

Gotta debate the fundamental beliefs of 'em all!

Aaahahahaha!

So, wow. Roo really has been gone for a while now. Or did he come back and I missed him? See, 'cause I think we're all still dying to know the answer to that age-old question of "how many screws does it take to get sick of boning your long-lost Greek lover after getting dumped by your spouse?"

He's not back yet abd we're still waiting for the answer.

Wow, that's like, a month in greeceland right?

God damn it. Roo has something romantic going on, and I'm not getting the uplifting details to make me believe in romance again! Damn it!

Thought I'd add a link to the post in which Roo revealed that he'd be flying to Greece to bang that chick for the benefit of skimmers and n00bs.

Wasn't this around the time when the BF2 demo came out and he was its king?

Meanwhile.. at Customs :

Customs Agent : Sir, I've noticed that under 'Reasons for Visit' you've listed 'Banging this Greek Chick I hardly know' As you should be aware, 'Bang' is a flagged word on our terrorist watch handbook. We'll need you to step out of line.....

Conclusion... Roo's at Gitmo flushing Korans out of sexual frustration.

Gio_Clark wrote:

Meanwhile.. at Customs :

Customs Agent : Sir, I've noticed that under 'Reasons for Visit' you've listed 'Banging this Greek Chick I hardly know' As you should be aware, 'Bang' is a flagged word on our terrorist watch handbook. We'll need you to step out of line.....

Conclusion... Roo's at Gitmo flushing Korans out of sexual frustration.

Was that US customs on the way back in? Because we know he made into Greece, from his one post from her computer.

Did anyone see the Talented Mr. Ripley? I think it was set in Italy, but still, much longer and we will need to pool our resoursces and hunt down Matt Damon.

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