Tony Parker's NBA Championship Rap

Continuing the "Slow News day" theme, it's time to check the world of sports.

Watch Tony Parker's NBA Championship Rap

Oh, and, Go Spurs.

Haha, he's rapping in moon man language.

This confirms it! The Spurs are a bunch of left-wing, commie, pinko, frenchie, Frog bastages!

Go Pistons! They're good ole American Boys.

Well, except for Darko.

Well, certainly sounded better than chanting "I won the NBA championship! I get to boink Eva Longoria! Yay me!"

Oh, I guess you didn't read the translation.