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From Sports Illustrated. So long, Mike, you big freak. Doesn't look like much of a dogfighter, does he?
If there were any justice in the world, 'emoticons' would be a failed eighties Transformers spin off movie, in which all the bots transform into a symbol of an emotion, and which preaches gay rights.
Is he quitting? Whoo! You crazy bastard.
"But when the game, the second-person engine, starts again, it tells you about yourself ... like Scheherazade and her king mixed up together in one, trying over and over to tell yourself your own story, and get it right" - You by Austin Grossman
Goodbye you deranged, crazy lug.
Dudes are weird.
"Art With an Amateur" - dA / Tumblr
Die already, animal.
"I assure you, I have no -- nor have I had any -- ill will toward anyone in these threads aside from Green, but we all despise that aggrandizing turd." - ColdForged
"I'm gonna gut you like a fish" will rank up as one of his top empty promises, just behind "I'm gonna f*ck you 'til you love me."
Holy crap, Certis was at the combine this past weekend.
Did you get to see his penis?
Tyson poses with his surrogate mother, Camille Ewald, in 1985. Ewald, the sister-in-law of Tyson's trainer Cus D'Amato, helped raise him after both his parents died before Tyson turned 21.
I don't know much of Tyson's personal history to verify this, and admittedly he's always been a little, shall we say, off, but how much raising do you really need at 21?
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
-- Arthur C. Clarke
There was a great piece about Tyson on a Canadian sports channel called "The Score" and it talked about how Tyson was in and out of jeuvinile centres. D'Amato apparently helped raise him. The whole piece was about what would have happened to Tyson if D'Amato didn't die.
Final Warrior Quest - A dumb game I made.
I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, bo-ah!
Yeah, uh... This guy's an animal. The only reason he hasn't been locked away for life is he's famous. Every time they let him out or into the ring he does something horrible to someone.
Makes some good chicken, though.
NOTE: Not a doodle bug.