Please note that only those that are listed below are supposed to be signing up. If you're not on this list and you join the league you'll suffer dire consequences.
ColdForged: Ottawa Senators (though I loathe that knuckledragging galoot Chara... trade anyone?)
Demiurge: New Jersey Devils (?)
SwampYanker: Philadelphia Flyers
Mr.Green: Tampa Bay Lightning
Mixolyde: Minnesota Wild
PsychoKillerz: San Jose Sharks?
Certis: Washington Crapitals
baggachipz: Carolina Hurricanes (take good care of them, laddie)
Poppinfresh: Da Habs
LockAndLoad: Some kickass team
Let's get in there!