To heck with Civ2 girl. and her little dog, too.

If I was at home and had access to photoshop, I could put up this really funny picture that''s in my head right now.

For the moment, we''ll just have to go with this:

IMAGE(FUNNY PICTURE OF A SLIDER)

Don''t make jokes like that during the date. :/

Is it bad, when you''re living vicariously though someone you''ve never met?

Is it bad, when you''re living vicariously though someone you''ve never met?

Not if you don''t mind that person shaves his balls.

I''m laying down a demand for someone to write the official GWJ Erotic Sanjuro Fanfic. Y''know, for research purposes.

She isawesome.

She is awesome.

Elaborate. ELABORATE!

"Vector" wrote:
She is awesome.

Elaborate. ELABORATE!

Seconded!

They drank more beer and played coop Doom 3 all nite long.

Whatever you do, if she pops that ''How many women have you slept with'' question, just say 3!

"karmajay" wrote:

Whatever you do, if she pops that ''How many women have you slept with'' question, just say 3!

You mean this morning?

"Sanjuro" wrote:

She isawesome.

Excellent.

"Sanjuro" wrote:

She isawesome.

Glad to hear it!

Cue porno guitars: wow-wow chicka chicka wow wakka-wakka chicka

Man, I''m jealous. My stalking has never netted any gamer chick.

Glad to hear it Sanjuro!

We just hung out and talked for a few hours after dinner, and then we went our seperate ways for prior engagements. We have a LOT in common and near-identical senses of humor. She''s taking me to HER weekly poker night on Monday.

I know, I''m pinching myself. I spent all of last night babbling about her to my friends. I''m not normally the type to get all retarded over a girl after one date, either.

"Sanjuro" wrote:

We just hung out and talked for a few hours after dinner, and then we went our seperate ways for prior engagements. We have a LOT in common and near-identical senses of humor. She''s taking me to HER weekly poker night on Monday.

I know, I''m pinching myself. I spent all of last night babbling about her to my friends. I''m not normally the type to get all retarded over a girl after one date, either.

Steady now! Simmah down now! Wait until you at least get to inspect the equipment before making a fool of urself.

Good for you, man!

If/when you two have sex, you must, MUST! scream WIENER BOMB at the top of your lungs.

"Sanjuro" wrote:

We just hung out and talked for a few hours after dinner, and then we went our seperate ways for prior engagements. We have a LOT in common and near-identical senses of humor. She''s taking me to HER weekly poker night on Monday.

I know, I''m pinching myself. I spent all of last night babbling about her to my friends. I''m not normally the type to get all retarded over a girl after one date, either.

It''s official then, she''s a dude.

And if anyone would know, it''d be Bear.

"Morrolan" wrote:

Good for you, man!

If/when you two have sex, you must, MUST! scream WIENER BOMB at the top of your lungs.

And if you do that, it is also your moral obligation to film it (or at least capture some audio) and post it here. Because that would be awesome.

"Podunk" wrote:
"Morrolan" wrote:

Good for you, man!

If/when you two have sex, you must, MUST! scream WIENER BOMB at the top of your lungs.

And if you do that, it is also your moral obligation to film it (or at least capture some audio) and post it here. Because that would be awesome.

You guys are f*cking weird, man.

"Bear" wrote:
"Sanjuro" wrote:

We just hung out and talked for a few hours after dinner, and then we went our seperate ways for prior engagements. We have a LOT in common and near-identical senses of humor. She''s taking me to HER weekly poker night on Monday.

I know, I''m pinching myself. I spent all of last night babbling about her to my friends. I''m not normally the type to get all retarded over a girl after one date, either.

It''s official then, she''s a dude. :shock:

But would it matter?

Just thought I''d throw that out there.

"1Dgaf" wrote:
"Bear" wrote:
"Sanjuro" wrote:

We just hung out and talked for a few hours after dinner, and then we went our seperate ways for prior engagements. We have a LOT in common and near-identical senses of humor. She''s taking me to HER weekly poker night on Monday.

I know, I''m pinching myself. I spent all of last night babbling about her to my friends. I''m not normally the type to get all retarded over a girl after one date, either.

It''s official then, she''s a dude. :shock:

But would it matter?

Just thought I''d throw that out there.

How about ... yes.

"Fletcher1138" wrote:
"1Dgaf" wrote:
"Bear" wrote:
"Sanjuro" wrote:

We just hung out and talked for a few hours after dinner, and then we went our seperate ways for prior engagements. We have a LOT in common and near-identical senses of humor. She''s taking me to HER weekly poker night on Monday.

I know, I''m pinching myself. I spent all of last night babbling about her to my friends. I''m not normally the type to get all retarded over a girl after one date, either.

It''s official then, she''s a dude. :shock:

But would it matter?

Just thought I''d throw that out there.

How about ... yes.

Even if you were drunk?

"1Dgaf" wrote:
"Fletcher1138" wrote:
"1Dgaf" wrote:
"Bear" wrote:
"Sanjuro" wrote:

We just hung out and talked for a few hours after dinner, and then we went our seperate ways for prior engagements. We have a LOT in common and near-identical senses of humor. She''s taking me to HER weekly poker night on Monday.

I know, I''m pinching myself. I spent all of last night babbling about her to my friends. I''m not normally the type to get all retarded over a girl after one date, either.

It''s official then, she''s a dude. :shock:

But would it matter?

Just thought I''d throw that out there.

How about ... yes.

Even if you were drunk?

Yes, even if you were drunk... what the hell kinda crap are you doing whilre you''re drunk? I''ll never look at your Soul Man icon the same way again!

You know what Sanjuro.

Only knowing you by your posts here, and the detailed description of your smooth shorn junk, and based on several biases of my own. I kinda expectd you to come back and go on and on about her body, or her boobies, or your sexual encounters, real or not.

I just wanted to compliment you on a classy post and handling feeding us trolls info with style. Well done Sir.

Wow, thanks G

"Sanjuro" wrote:

Wow, thanks G :)

Now spill ya bastid!