To heck with Civ2 girl. and her little dog, too.

Geez can''t a guy sell babies on the side without people throwing a fit?

"Zedian" wrote:

Geez can''t a guy sell babies on the side without people throwing a fit?

The problem, Zed, was that they weren''t babies; they were shaved puppies.

I can''t even spell that word when I''m well-rested and sober.

You probably can. I''m guessing you just don''t remember the last time you were rested and sober.

"Copingsaw" wrote:
I can''t even spell that word when I''m well-rested and sober.

You probably can. I''m guessing you just don''t remember the last time you were rested and sober.

Hmm. Good point.

"doihaveto" wrote:
"Warlock" wrote:

Can''t we just be friends, guys?

EDIT: Because MAN, the ""kiss"" emote is WAY too gay.

:nicekiss:

I was talking about

is all well and good, but seriously...

That''s just not right.

Hey Warlock, wanna play a game of grabass?

I am a very rational man, but I caught myself thinking that it was karma for my last big breakup, but I believe in none of that crap, so I''ll just keep thinking that it''s just sh*tty. Don''t worry about me, people. I''ll be over it by the weekend. It was a flash in the pan, anyway.

E3 is coming up, which gives you plenty of time to pick up the hawt booth babes that are local to socal!

Sorry to hear that Sanj.

Please tell me you didn''t tell her you''ve gone to prison? Chicks don''t understand that kind of thing.

Don''t ever tell a woman about your past in hopes that you are developing an open and honest relationship. Life ain''t like that. You need to be dark and mysterious like wolverine. Keep your origin secret until many many years and build up anticipation.

Seriously, though, despite how gorgeous I''m sure you both really are, if she writes you off that quickly due to an indiscretion or otherwise in your past, then she isn''t ""The One"".

We love you dewd. Everyone''s been busting your balls in our pathetic attempt to cheer you up. I hope you believe it''s not meant maliciously. We''re a family here and hate it when one of our own is down. Write your papers, get some ""A""s and come back this Wednesday.

In the words of Ratboy''s idol, Mao Tse Tung: ""This to shall pass"".

"Badferret" wrote:
"SpyNavy" wrote:

Get me her GPS coordinates Sanjuro - I know some people on a Ticonderoga class cruiser in San Diego - they can have a Tomahawk missile ""training accident"" and if you want it quiet - I know some bored SEAL''s :).

Didn''t this whole affair start because they are in the same Apt. complex? If so, the ""training accident"" might not be so enjoyable for Sanjuro either, unless you Navy guys are really that good with your toys.

Oh we are very, very good with our toys :).

"SpyNavy" wrote:
"Badferret" wrote:
"SpyNavy" wrote:

Get me her GPS coordinates Sanjuro - I know some people on a Ticonderoga class cruiser in San Diego - they can have a Tomahawk missile ""training accident"" and if you want it quiet - I know some bored SEAL''s :).

Didn''t this whole affair start because they are in the same Apt. complex? If so, the ""training accident"" might not be so enjoyable for Sanjuro either, unless you Navy guys are really that good with your toys.

Oh we are very, very good with our toys :).

I''m sorry Commander, but those are our toys. I have the anal tearing to prove that I bought and paid for a signicant percentage of at least one of them this year.

And I am just offering our services to one of our fine tax payers :).

I have the anal tearing to prove that I bought and paid for a signicant percentage of at least one of them this year. icon_wink.gif

Are we talking about weiner bombs again?

"SpyNavy" wrote:

And I am just offering our services to one of our fine tax payers :).

This is why we should start the buy a missle program. We can support our fine boys in blue and get perks like this.

Guys, it''s nothing personal but sometimes I get kinda like a homoerotic vibe in these threads. It''s subtle, but it''s there.

BTW, Sanj, I think you rock so hard that when I go to sleep I think about how hard you rock and it blows off my socks and underwear and then I go to sleep.

"Mex" wrote:

Guys, it''s nothing personal but sometimes I get kinda like a homoerotic vibe in these threads. It''s subtle, but it''s there.

BTW, Sanj, I think you rock so hard that when I go to sleep I think about how hard you rock and it blows off my socks and underwear and then I go to sleep.

Whaat?

Come again?

I''m just saying that I want to follow Sanj around E3 and pick up the extra booth babes that are going to be hitting on him.

Come again?

No thanks, I didn''t the first time.

Well, for what it''s worth Sanj, I can kind of relate to meeting a girl with whom I relate so well, everything seems to be clicking, really attracted to... and then discover that she''s unavailable and I''m back at square one. I''m sure there''s a diety or something getting a nice giggle at our misfortune... and I''ll be sure to kick him or in the balls or ovaries when I meet him or her.

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This is like the Box 2.0 Now all we need are pictures of a ladder of DOOM!

"Rat Boy" wrote:
"Zedian" wrote:

Geez can''t a guy sell babies on the side without people throwing a fit?

The problem, Zed, was that they weren''t babies; they were shaved puppies.

Please. They were Naired puppies. Have we learned nothing around here?

You guys are too funny.. I am lucky I am not drinking coffee this morning or else it would be out of my nose.

And the smell of homosexuality is ripe here.. I have not been around this many gay men since I spent a weekend in Provincetown... I need a shower.

"Mayfield" wrote:

I need a shower.

Call if you need anyone to wash your back...

The only thing that popped into my head when I read your post sanj was circumsion, like she found out you''re not and had a problem with it. I have no idea if you are, but some of my female friends have told me they think it would be weird to be with a guy that wasn''t. Maybe if you''re not it threw her off.

Or I could be totally off base and it''s not that at all.

I need a shower

Don''t drop the soap.

Or I could be totally off base and it''s not that at all.

Maybe he told her that he shaves his balls.