To heck with Civ2 girl. and her little dog, too.

Please summarize what happened in this thread as I''ve missed out on all the juicy stuff. Thanks!

Page 1:

Sanj: ""I met a girl! She plays video games! I gave her beer, and now I hope to have sex with her!""

Page 2 through Page 8:

Half of everyone: ""Dude, Sanj, you are my GOD!""
The other half of everyone: ""Dude, guys, GET A LIFE!""

Page 9:

Sanj: ""I am going to ambiguously tell you that the girl is no more. No sex was had, no games played. No specifics though. I''m a cheeky monkey.""

Page 10 and on:

Half of Everyone: ""Dude, SANJ, what HAPPENED!""
The Other Half: ""Dude, GUYS, get a LIFE.""

Director''s note: the part of ''The Other Half'' will be played by Fletch.

Summary:
I tried
so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn''t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all

See I knew Sanj was the dude from Linkin Park.. thanks for confirming that Mex.

Sanj.. sorry to hear that buddy, I don''t want to dig through the posts.. but ya''ll know - Girls of the world ain''t nothin but trouble!

"Mex" wrote:

Summary:
I tried
so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn''t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all

Translation:

Get pictures of her NOW... this time they can be naughty cause you aren''t dating her

Mex, may your dinner this evening cause you dysentary for posting that.

I think you should stare into her window, pounding on the glass, screaming, ""I CAN MAKE YOU LOVE ME!!!""

Is that the disease where your testicles grow to stupid-size?

"Mex" wrote:

Is that the disease where your testicles grow to stupid-size?

No thats elephantitis.. besides you are from Mexico you are already immune to Dysentary from exposure!

Wow! For future reference, MS Paint + Thuglife = comedy gold.

If he won''t tell us what happened, we''ll be forced to guess, which will be infinitely more painful.

"Poppinfresh" wrote:

I think you should stare into her window, pounding on the glass, screaming, ""I CAN MAKE YOU LOVE ME!!!""

LOL.

Oh and it''s ''elephantiasis''.

Cryptic attempt at closure for the forum guys (what the hell- did I really just write that?):

Basically it went like this.

Several dates over the last two weeks. Lots of fun was had by all. Our protagonists had a great deal in common:
* love of PBS science documentaries
* similar sense of humor
* same taste in movies/novels
* deriving pleasure from anything involving monkeys
* Civ 2
* both pretty damn good-looking and so on and so on, you get the idea.

Anyhow, I can''t remember the last time I was REALLLLY into a girl, like the way that you''re into girls in junior high; thinking about them all day, babbling incoherently about them, practicing signing your name with their surname....
Forget that last one.

Anyway, Girl finds out about something from Sanj''s not too recent past that NO OTHER GIRL ON Earth has ever had a problem before, wigs out, leaves our hero in suspense for two days before she tells him that it ain''t gonna fly any more. Sanj makes anexcellentexit scene (had two days to work it out in my head, as I was assuming the worst) and leaves her to her... whatever she has now. Not me, anyhow.

Good riddance.

I am a very rational man, but I caught myself thinking that it was karma for my last big breakup, but I believe in none of that crap, so I''ll just keep thinking that it''s just sh*tty. Don''t worry about me, people. I''ll be over it by the weekend. It was a flash in the pan, anyway.

"Sanjuro" wrote:

Anyway, Girl finds out about something from Sanj''s not too recent past that NO OTHER GIRL ON Earth has ever had a problem before, wigs out, leaves our hero in suspense for two days before she tells him that it ain''t gonna fly any more.

Well, I hope for your sake it wasn''t that you are too fresh and too clean for her.

I hate women... well I guess I just hate everybody.

She''ll be back.

"baggachipz" wrote:

She''ll be back.

So I can shoot her down? It would be funny..

Or that night in Tijuana. Seriously dude, it doesn''t mean we''re gay. It happens. Should I talk to her?

And Warlock: too funny man. You''re my new favorite.

"Sanjuro" wrote:

Anyway, Girl finds out about something from Sanj''s not too recent past that NO OTHER GIRL ON Earth has ever had a problem before, wigs out, leaves our hero in suspense for two days before she tells him that it ain''t gonna fly any more.

You tease.

You know what? I''m in a total dickhead mood, and I have been since last night, due to:
a) ignominious departure of Civ2 girl
b) I''ve been awake for more than 30 hours.

In the interests of not making any more snarltastic posts, I''m gonna go on Sabbatical from the forum until Zombie night on Wed. I love you guys, I''ll be back when I''m in a better mood,

Wow. He''s been awake for thirty hours and he still managed to spell ignominious properly. I can''t even spell that word when I''m well-rested and sober.

You tease.

Give it time... eventually, he won''t be able to stand it and spill everything.

I can''t imagine any chick getting so uptight over a little homosexual felching, especially if it only occurred over a period of a few weeks with only your closest friends and their friends. Heartless skank.

P.S. (As I was typing, Sanj revealed his pain and annoyance...) Sanj, please read this sometime in 2020.

Yes, we do seem to be exploring the dark underbelly of the ego-based economy don''t we?

Sorry Sanjuro. We''re all with you bud. Love hurts. Love scars. Love wounds, and marks any heart not tough (or strong) enough to take a lot of pain.

Ooh Ooh. Love hurts.

Anyway, Girl finds out about something from Sanj''s not too recent past that NO OTHER GIRL ON Earth has ever had a problem before...

I hope wasn''t your service with the military in Iraq, was it?

Seriously, I hope she''ll be back like bagga predicts. Keep your composure meanwhile, don''t do mean things, and above all, refrain from ""brutally open and honest"" public outpourings

"ColdForged" wrote:

I can''t imagine any chick getting so uptight over a little homosexual felching, especially if it only occurred over a period of a few weeks with only your closest friends and their friends.

Maybe it was the homeless people that she got upset about. WHY DID YOU TELL HER ABOUT THE HOMELESS PEOPLE?!?!?

edit: yeah, Sanj, don''t read this until 2020 either.

Seriously: Gorrilla speaks words of great wisdom. I had a similar false start with the girl who would later become my wife. I was angry, but restrained myself, and it turned out that she just needed time to come around. If you think she is worth it, give yourself time to cool off and don''t slam any (more) doors.

"Warlock" wrote:

Can''t we just be friends, guys?

EDIT: Because MAN, the ""kiss"" emote is WAY too gay.

"Gorilla.800.lbs" wrote:

I hope wasn''t your service with the military in Iraq, was it? :(

No friggin'' way. I didn''t even think of that.

In all honesty, I''ll say that I feel for Sanj from the bottom of my heart. I''ve never even had that kind of immediate connection and to have it blown away for trivialities must be frustrating and unbearable.

This is not closure...

Oddly hypnotic..
Both the thread and the kissing smilies.