To heck with Civ2 girl. and her little dog, too.

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So after I was unceremoniously dropped from SP:CT for the umpteenth time tonight, I walked over to the laundry room to drop off some whites when I noticed through the open window shades that the hot girl who lives two apartments down from me was playing Civ 2. No need to explicitly describe my shock, right?

I immediately went and got two beers out of the fridge and knocked on her door. After the introductions, she motioned towards her PC and said, "I'm just wasting time."

I replied, "Is that Civilization 2?"

"You have no idea how many points you just scored with me," she said.

We drank the beers and talked for an hour before we made a lunch date and I walked back to my place. This is the start of something beautiful.

Dear Penthouse,

I don''t normally write letters like these...

Good luck Sanjuro, this is indeed a start of something beautiful (wipes tear).

...and that is how she gave me the gift that keeps giving. Thank you Penthouse for listening.

You guys are dicks

Not you Shihon.

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...

That. Is. Awesome.

Turn-based sex, here you come.

Is she a stripper as well?

"Demiurge" wrote:
Turn-based sex, here you come.

Does this have a PBEM option?

Is she a stripper as well?

I''m tellin''ya, man... it''s not as uncommon as you''d think, apparently.

Damn, I need to go back to that place.

Congrats, Sanjuro.

You lucky, lucky guy!

Damn! Not even fair! Here I am, lonely as hell and you''re off scoring with a girl who plays Civ 2... bah!

Damn! Not even fair! Here I am, lonely as hell and you''re off scoring with a girl who plays Civ 2... bah!

Don''t worry, we''ll have our day in the sun. Besides, we''re younger than Sanj. We have youth on our sides.

Hehe, I was totally kidding, actually. I''m quite happy for him, it''s awesome. I just want to hear about her reaction to his... smooth surfaces.

That''s a man baby.

Joking aside, good luck.

WHen will you tell her you''re a peeping tom?

How do you take beer to a stranger''s house, anyway?

""this thread needs some pictures""

She''s a MAN, baby!

Well actually jokes aside I recently talked to a tech support woman (from my ISP) on the phone who sounded kinda cute. I was like, wow, not only she knows the intricate details of my connection problems, but she''s a she !

Then I got inside scoop that she used to be a male. Also, one guy got fired for asking her if he should call her [her current name] or [former, male version of her name].

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Grats! Good luck!

Damn man, good luck! I''ve heard that a phenomenal ice-breaker goes something like this:

""Did you know that my sack is utterly bereft of fuzz?""

I congratulate this girl with the wonderful gift (that is our Sanj) she just lucked out in her life!

P.S. did she drink the beer that you brought?

"1dgaf" wrote:
How do you take beer to a stranger''s house, anyway?

I second this. How exactly did that work?

*Knock Knock*
Girl: Hello, how can I help you?

Sanjuro: I HAVE BEER. WILL YOU BE FRIEND?

Girl: I haven''t had beer in ages, and you look like the safe
kind of complete stranger. Yes, I will be your friend.

Sanjuro: I SHAVE MY BALLS.

Girl: How nice for you.

You''ve obviously smooth, pun not intended. I''m just thankful you haven''t stolen my girlfriend from me.

You still have that picture of me you can show her to get her hot. I don''t mind.

You could let her help you do your monthly turn in our Conquests PBEM game too!

"Swampy" wrote:
You still have that picture of me you can show her to get her hot. I don''t mind.

What kind of pictures have you and Sanjuro been trading?

All I can think of was that SNL skit where Will Farrell (I think it was him) makes out with Molly Shannon in the bathroom and afterwords he screams ""My Babylon 5 chat room is never gonna believe this!!"" and then he runs away to go get online.

But seriously.. kudos.. I never would''ve been able to parlay noticing anything by looking through a window into a lunch date

Everything was going great, until, of course, the said ""hot babe"" checked her favorite internet gaming site to find a thread about her (and that someone was peaking in her window).

LOL!

"sheared" wrote:
Everything was going great, until, of course, the said ""hot babe"" checked her favorite internet gaming site to find a thread about her (and that someone was peaking in her window).

I actually thought about this, but figured the odds were pretty low of this occurring.

"Sanjuro" wrote:
"sheared" wrote:
Everything was going great, until, of course, the said ""hot babe"" checked her favorite internet gaming site to find a thread about her (and that someone was peaking in her window).

I actually thought about this, but figured the odds were pretty low of this occurring.

I hope Fate is listening. Hee hee!

sheared wrote:
Everything was going great, until, of course, the said ""hot babe"" checked her favorite internet gaming site to find a thread about her (and that someone was peaking in her window).

I actually thought about this, but figured the odds were pretty low of this occurring.

And the odds of you ACCIDENTLY looking in the window of a hot girl playing Civ2, then the odds of her opening the door to a complete stranger holding beer (is this a beer commercial btw?) weren''t low to begin with?
You should have also bought a lottery ticket last night as well!

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