Maria Sharapova is now legal

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It's about damn time.

Giggity giggity gig-uh-ty!

She looks like my sister.

"Vector" wrote:

She looks like my sister.

Then, dear sir, I want to boink your sister.
Hook me up, I''ll trade you a copy of God of War.

Then, dear sir, I want to boink your sister.
Hook me up, I''ll trade you a copy of God of War.

I already have a copy of God of War and my sister is 14 (I think).

"Vector" wrote:
Then, dear sir, I want to boink your sister.
Hook me up, I''ll trade you a copy of God of War.

I already have a copy of God of War and my sister is 14 (I think). :wink:

................ so, MORE than just God of War?

KIDDING!!

But can I just put her on layaway for 4 years? I''ll get you a copy of Doom 4 then. Or Duke Nukem Forever!

Hot damn Sharapova is beautiful. Where were these pictures of her back in the ""We need pictures of girls without huge chests"" discussions in that thread Morrolan started?

Once again, for emphasis: Hot damn.

Vector, with your proclivities, I was expected your sister to be an Asian persuation. She obviously isn''t, since your say she looks like white-bread Sharapova. What a negligence in picking a sister on your behalf.

Hot damn Sharapova is beautiful. Where were these pictures of her back in the ""We need pictures of girls without huge chests"" discussions in that thread Morrolan started?

She wasn''t qiuite 18 way back then.

"karmajay" wrote:

She wasn''t qiuite 18 way back then. :)

Bah. She was only a few short weeks away. Close enough for me.

"Vector" wrote:
Then, dear sir, I want to boink your sister.
Hook me up, I''ll trade you a copy of God of War.

I already have a copy of God of War and my sister is 14 (I think). :wink:

How about WoW?

She looks completely not like my sister. Just thought I''d throw that in.

"Vector" wrote:
Then, dear sir, I want to boink your sister.
Hook me up, I''ll trade you a copy of God of War.

I already have a copy of God of War and my sister is 14 (I think). :wink:

I like where this is going!

I guess you can take that ''Countdown Until Maria Sharapova is Legal'' down off yer web site eh Legion?

Soooo..... who do we watch for next? Is Hillary Duff legal yet? How about Britney`s sister? Is Shirley Temple legal?

"*Legion*" wrote:

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Wait a second, what''s that ring? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"Mixolyde" wrote:

I guess you can take that ''Countdown Until Maria Sharapova is Legal'' down off yer web site eh Legion?

Well I wasn''t really waiting - I can just operate in daylight now.

Well, just so we get both of these out of the way and move on: I''d hit it in the pooper.

I''d hit it in the pooper and be so excited that I''d hit the girl in the background of the last picture in the pooper too for good measure.

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I''d knock the bottom out of her.

I''d turn all red, sputter, kick the dirt, and wander away.

What? I tell the truth.

N/T - No Titties.

"*Legion*" wrote:

I''d hit it in the pooper and be so excited that I''d hit the girl in the background of the last picture in the pooper too for good measure.

I laughed entirely too hard at that.

I''d put in her dumper and then poke her in the yakker.

A girl''s pooper is a little more tight than what you''re used to Legion, especially a girl that age. I just thought you should know...

A girl''s pooper is a little more tight than what you''re used to Legion, especially a girl that age. I just thought you should know...

A little tight? It''d probably break off his poker.