GWJHL Week 8!

Greenie, can you play tonight? I could play, oh, now if you were able...

OK, looks like you''re not around... not surprised, figured I''d try. I''m tired and will be going to bed now. Maybe we play tomorrow night?

Yeah okay, Sunday 10pm EST. Consider yourself appointed.

Reapie? How you doin? IM me or something!

Hey Mix, sorry about the disappearing act! Are we cool for tonight? I''ll try to be on XBox Live as much as possible after 8:00PM EST.

Well, you know that monopoly card that gives you money due to ''computer error?'' That''s sort of how our game went. We each got a really nice and were tied 1-1 halfway through the third period. JR hade a nice cleanup goal after a Brodeur save and Scott Gomez made a nice move coming around front of the net and wristing it past burke as he slid across the net.
Unfortunately, Reaper suffered from two terrible ''own goals'' where the goalie had the puck and mishandled it to my benefit. The game should probably have gone into OT, but oh well. This is why my goalie is on automatic
Better luck next time Reap!

CF and I squared away our game tonight. This is the third very close match I''ve played this season and it was great fun. I managed to squeak out the win, largely due to a couple of odd goals (that I''ll take all the same).

Good fun CF, thanks for the game.

2 weeks til playoffs gentlemen! The pressure to perform is on!

Dramatic Marlin used the undeniable sexual wiles of the likes of Todd Bertuzzi to distract my team and score. In one case, Bertuzzi flashed his succulent tits at Martin Gerber who -- and really, can we blame him? -- immediately flailed about ineffectually and allowed the puck to float down his back and into the goal. In another case the terrifyingly hot Markus Naslund dropped trou flashing acres of man-flesh forcing the usually hetero Bret Hedican to score an own-goal in what must be assumed was testosterone-fueled bloodlust.

Good fun CF, thanks for the game.

Yes, definitely a fun game. Not like I didn''t score any weird ones either, though my clang-to-net ratio sucked hard.

2 weeks til playoffs gentlemen! The pressure to perform is on!

At 2 and 6 I''ll make the playoffs only with the death of like three team owners, and then only if someone else doesn''t get in first. Wow, I am just like the real Hurricanes... one season I lose the Stanley Cup finals, the very next season lethargic wombats have more scoring potential.

We should have the top 8 teams play playoff games for the cup and the bottom two play a consolation game for the boobie prize

Maybe I just don''t know enough about hockey, but I''d rather have boobies over a cup any day.

"ColdForged" wrote:

I am just like the real Hurricanes...

And I am as pathetic as the Habs, but only because we agreed on role playing our teams. If there''s another season I''ll make sure to pick a team that doesn''t have a -18 at goal scoring and a +14 at sucking.

[size=8]And I might learn how to play that f*cking game, too.[/size]

Good job on your victory, Big Bag. Twas fun.

I can''t take it anymore!
*runs from room crying*

There has to be at least one more season. Right, guys? Last night I was recruiting KingCohiba during our baseball game. I lied and told him you were all fun to play with. Turns out he''s another filthy Canadian But a nice guy, anyways.

My Bruins are still in the playoff hunt, even after that demasculating collapse against Calgary.

If The Usurper doesn''t run another season, you can betcher ass I will. But he will, if only to deny me any joy in this despondent existence.

I''ll make sure to pick a team that doesn''t have a -18 at goal scoring and a +14 at sucking

And I''ll trade Gerber for someone who is -- and, you''ll agree, this is a novelty -- physically capable of stopping pucks on occasion. And perhaps acquiring some actual hockey players that have experienced the elation of placing a puck into the opposing team''s net.

Drop this freakin team of retards. Do it for me!

"Mr.Green" wrote:

Good job on your victory, Big Bag. Twas fun.

Agreed, thanks. I was a bit scared when I scored a goal on myself (!!!) but in the end my usual ""horseshoe up my ass"" strategy paid off. I especially liked the one where my guy took a blind shot between his legs and put it right past your goalie from about 20 feet.

Yeah I digged that one too. I also enjoyed it when my goalie gave you the puck so you can put the final nail in the coffin. That took the weight off the shoulders of my players trying to even it up.

lethargic wombats

Phrase of the day!

If The Usurper doesn''t run another season, you can betcher ass I will. But he will, if only to deny me any joy in this despondent existence.

Oh, I don''t expect I''ll be creating the next one. We''ll go back to the grandpa speed level of skating and ant-sized zoom outs from Season One

Zingah!

To tell the truth, the enormous hits that result from the ""spastic gerbil"" speed and ""even Paul Kariya could level someone"" hitting settings do make for some laughs. And that zoom factor is very helpful in providing Green with butt-crack titillation, so it''s all good.

Oh. My. God. All the games are played! I''ll roll the week forward soon.

And Green, I''d like to point out this stat from my game against Swampy:

J. Theodore
Goals Against 4
Time on Ice 22:14

R. Turek
Goals Against 0
Time on Ice 49:57

I might have a new starter

Well our trade almost made you lose a game, I guess all is not lost for this season.

Kippy is a little distracted by all the sexy french women though. Of course it wasn''t a problem when he was playing in Calgary but now he gets caught flirting with some chick in the front rows at least once a game. Damn russians! I wish I thought of that before.

I also enjoyed it when my goalie gave you the puck so you can put the final nail in the coffin. That took the weight off the shoulders of my players trying to even it up.

That was a laugh out loud moment. Had my daughter asking me why I was laughing at a bulletin board.

Sorry I let you down, Greenie.

That was a laugh out loud moment. Had my daughter asking me why I was laughing at a bulletin board.

Thank you! Thank you! You''ve been great!

Sorry I let you down, Greenie. :(

No worries Swampy. I''m getting used to it.

We should have the top 8 teams play playoff games for the cup and the bottom two play a consolation game for the boobie prize

Boobies!

"Mixolyde" wrote:

We should have the top 8 teams play playoff games for the cup and the bottom two play a consolation game for the boobie prize ;-)

Who gets the boobies, the winner or the loser?

Heh, it would be amusing to see guys trying to shoot on their own net so they could get the boobie prize.

I don''t know what it is tho, why don''t you ask the Pens and the Caps what they get for being so damn awful

"Certis" wrote:

Oh. My. God. All the games are played! I''ll roll the week forward soon.

*bump*

Really. Give a Usurper an inch...

With power comes responsibility, one might say. Even stolen power.

Week rolled forward this morning, rolling on Wednesday seems to do wonders for our getting ""games done"" quota. Suck it, ladies.