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Last week my collapse on 17 was so bad my virtual golfer actually pissed himself and fell into a fetal position at the base of that mire they call a sand trap.

Let's all see if I can repeat!

I have to miss again. Damn it.

Yup.

EDIT: Oh WAIT, I forgot - please don''t forget me this time. If we wait until 10:15 (like we should always do) we can see if an 18 round group of 4 will work, or if that will leave one lonely Warlock off by his lonesome.

Once again, I was hoping to join up on this one. Once again, fate has intervened. Real-life hockey wins over digital golf. I think I can do April 5, though!

We won''t screw you like Green made us do last time, buddy. I won''t allow it!

I have to miss again. Damn it.

Hurray!

No wait...

"SwampYankee" wrote:

We won''t screw you like Green made us do last time, buddy. I won''t allow it!

Where is the Pompous One anyway?

I will actually be in attendence tonight.

I''ll be there. I''ve been practicing too. You ladies ready to hand over the green jacket?

Count me in ... unless I don''t show up. If that happens, count me doing something else.

Cool, Sanj!

This should be a good night. Unless I get stuck in Certis'' group and he starts rapping again.

I''ve been boning up on my Jay-Z.

On tonight''s episode of Out-Of-Context Theater...

"Certis" wrote:

I''ve been boning ...Jay-Z.

EDIT: What was originally here just wasn''t funny. Sigh.

I like it now. What did you have?

"Highlander" wrote:
"SwampYankee" wrote:

We won''t screw you like Green made us do last time, buddy. I won''t allow it!

Where is the Pompous One anyway?

Right here bitch.

I''m in.

Oh and I''m glad you''re joining the fun San!

Great games tonight, gents. Obviously I need more practice, since I putt like a sissy, but once I get that down, consider yourselves beaten.

Nice to have ya with us, Sanjuro. Next time don''t let your mom dress you in pink.

Yes, good games gents! Sorry if I missed the mute button when coughing once in a while, it''s your fault for being so funny.

I hope to resume play next week

An excellent time as always everyone. Didn''t get a chance to play with Demi, Sanjuro or Green tonight so I guess I''ll have to show up again next week for sure.

Did you beat Swampy, Psycho? That''s all that''s important.

Did you beat Swampy, Psycho? That''s all that''s important.

Swampy was held to $0 dollars in the back nine and I eeked out with $500 more than Psycho to hold the lead. I said I''d buy Swampy some potato skins back at the lodge but I changed my mind after.

He didn''t deserve them anyways.

I''m not sure I appreciate being called ""cabbage"".

But good times anyway guys. Next week I do plan to show with some new duds, lest I get mocked the entire game for my choice in clothing again.

I''m hungry. So very hungry.

Great fun as usual, even if Demi failed me once more...

"Highlander" wrote:

I hope to resume play next week.

Yeah you hope.

What? 8? 8 skins?

Yeah, that''s right.

You could at least say thank you to Demi for missing that 3'' putt on purpose.

What have I done to you Demi?

You ran over my dog.

For the last freakin'' time, I''m telling you guys, I don''t EVER want Swampy to win. Don''t you get it? I''m only happy when he''s in pain!

Ooh, looks like that check from Swampy came in. I''ll catch you guys later.

I''m sorry Demi but your dog looked so much like Certis...