TNL: February 29th. Har. Har.

It's that time of the week you're all have been waiting for. The day where you get a chance to hear me sing!

Who's in?

Who could pass that up?

I still think ""Leaving on a Jet Plane"" was better than your Zelda song.

Edit: I hope by now there is an ""I"" after the Certis'' name if he plays with us again.

He played with a beginner golfer?

Oh Certis you gaEy faEg LOLOLOL!!!!!!11

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In my reality it''s already March 1st, I guess I can''t make this one. Damn!

Not sure whether I''m in or not tonight. Actually my gf was asking if she was allowed to play with a beginning golfer for TNL, but I think it was actually a sneaky plea for me to spend the evening with her tonight (lot of xbox last night). I''ll let you know how it''s looking for me.

I''m in, though I might be a bit late. I may or may not have a GWJFL3 game at 9.

Can we wait for me until 10:15?

Pwease?

Who can say no to that face?

"SwampYankee" wrote:

Who can say no to that face?

<shyly raises hand>

No.

It''s March 1st here too. Noticed the Har. Har. That was humour. High quality humour! (Canadian spelling required). You should be laughing your ass off, not pointing me wich day it is. Sheesh!

Okay Warlock, I guess we can wait for you. I''m in the mood to kick your ass. I wouldn''t miss that chance.

While we play I can tell you guys how much fun it was to walk behind Green in Ghost Recon. Green is the human version of a coal mine canary. When he went down, shot in the face you could tell we were close to the enemy.

You could tell they were close to the enemy. You were already dead.

Actually, no game. So, I''ll be there right at 10, as soon as Scrubs is over.

And then Green Goes Down, 2K5.

I plan on being there, just to be a pain in Green''s side. But no promises.

Well, the roommate and his girlfriend JUST started a movie (Little Black Book, of all the forsaken choices) so I don''t know if I''ll be able to make it tonight.

Unless I hook the xBox up to another TV.

Grrr... of all the stupid reasons to not play.

Count me out most likely. Have fun, boys.

Ok, nevermind. I''m in. C''mon, bitches!

Today has not been my day. First I got coughed for the other, wronger thread, and then checking out of my old apartment took WAY too long. I see you guys playing 18 holes, is there a chance for maybe another round? Pretty please?

Ooh, Demi. We saw you on the Xbox homepage ALL night long and so when it got to 10 after and you were still there it appeared you had missed the game. Sorry.

Now, onto other things. One would think that if a person had the hubris to name a tournament after themselves that they could takle more than 4 skins in 27 holes. One would think.

A warning, too: The Certis gathers strength. You can watch him improve hole to hole. By summer he will be beating me soundly at yet another sport. Well, I hope to draw the line at baseball, an AMERICAN sport.

Damn you didn''t die in your sleep. My prayers were not answered.

Yeah well... What can I say. I was totally off my game last night. Was I too impressed by the fact that I was teamed up to Teh Certis? Is my trusty controller failing me? Were my brains too busy trying to translate your constant blabbing? Did I not have enough beer?

Or maybe I''m just losing the touch?

Oh I won''t go down so easily my friends! I''ve been to hell and back before and I shall slaughter the demons of defeat once more!

Perhaps you are getting too old. Maybe it''s time to just relax and play some solitare.

Maybe stay up on the porch with the pups, Greenie. You might get hurt if you keep coming down to play with the big dogs.

Oh so Mister plays about his first good round in the last 2 months and he''s with the big dawgs heh?

Naw, perhaps my compatriot and I will simply put you back where you belong next week pal!

By summer he will be beating me soundly

Next. Week.

Say it ain''t so, Green! Say it ain''t so!

For God''s sake, people, don''t let The Certis get good at this game. Everyone needs to switch to Advanced characters. That''ll throw him.

"Swampy" wrote:

Perhaps you are getting too old. Maybe it''s time to just relax and play some solitare.

That''s ironic.

I''m thinking more facetious. But maybe it passes for Ironic in the midwest. Where men are men, and sheep are nervous.

As far as teh Certis goes: It''s happening. He''s the gaming equivilent of that liquid metal terminator. He picks up a goddam game, spends seconds analyzing it in some wierd futuristic alien kind of way, reroutes some synapses, and starts excelling at it. Saw it happen before my eyes in GR2 and Links. I hate him.

"Swampy" wrote:

I''m thinking more facetious. But maybe it passes for Ironic in the midwest. Where men are men, and sheep are nervous.

That''s great. Now my forum tag will be Sheep F*cker. I hate you.

Hey, just out of curiosity, would anybody be interested in a round of golf tonight? C''mon, someone''s gotta have some spare time. Certis are going to play Hockey tonight, so maybe after?

I''d love to Demi but it''s Ski time tonight. Yeah, the real deal. I know, there are bears outside but I like to live dangerously.

"Swampy" wrote:

As far as teh Certis goes: It''s happening. He''s the gaming equivilent of that liquid metal terminator. He picks up a goddam game, spends seconds analyzing it in some wierd futuristic alien kind of way, reroutes some synapses, and starts excelling at it. Saw it happen before my eyes in GR2 and Links. I hate him.

You saw that happen in Links? I missed that part. Anyway, stop that for crying out loud. His ego will get bigger than mine!

His ego will get bigger than mine!

After last night I assumed your ego ran away with Swampys despair.

You have an ego after last night?

He may have an ego, but it sounds like his manhood and his golf skill are gone. I''m disappointed in you, Greenie.

You all shut the hell up, punks. I won the last 2 tourneys and totally pwned 95.7% of the Tuesday Night Links matchups. Last night was a drop in the ocean and besides that, I didn''t do that bad considering it was 2 on 1. Oh snap!

Was that manly enough Demi?

Hey you also got no skins on the back 9 in the week before yesterday''s Links contest.