GWJHL2 Week Two

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Week Two begins!

Boston @ New Jersey
Montreal @ Calgary
Detroit @ Carolina
San Jose @ Los Angeles
Vancouver @ Philadelphia

You have one week to play your games, don't leave it until the last minute if it can be avoided.

As a public aside to my opponent this week, Mr.Green...you want to give me Theodore and Sundstrom for Kiprusoff? Bwahahahahahahah.... good one. *wipes tear*

Sent ColdForged a PM to schedule our game. I''m just posting this to get the email updates on the thread. And pad my post count. I don''t think I''ll ever hit 1000.

"Demiurge" wrote:

I''m just posting this to get the email updates on the thread. And pad my post count. I don''t think I''ll ever hit 1000. :)

Ditto!

Swarmp-Yahnkuh! Imma callin'' yoo awt, sun!

As a public aside to my opponent this week, Mr.Green... you want to give me Theodore and Sundstrom for Kiprusoff? Bwahahahahahahah.... good one. *wipes tear*

According to the overall players stats, the trade advantages you. But that''s okay, I figured you still wouldn''t have the balls, pussy. Pffffffffffffffft.

Legion, my man. I''m no good for this evening, but I''m available most weeknights after 5:30 or 6 pm and by request on the weekends. PST of course.

Reaper, anytime tonight before 9:15 EST. Anytime Wednesday night before 8:30 Anytime Thursday night, Friday night, etc.

I''ll try to be on this evening after 7:30PM EST.

Sounds good. I''ll see you and your Jersey girls on the ice tonight, then.

"GWJHL All Time Penalty Minutes Record Holder" wrote:

Sounds good. I''ll see you and your Jersey girls on the ice tonight, then.

Don''t worry your pretty head, Swampy. The gals made up a special dance number for during the 2nd and 3rd period break entitled, ''An Ode to Power Plays,'' and they even got one of the former choreographers from the Ice Capades just for you!

Too bad they don''t have one called ""An ode to my front teeth, which are now somewhere near the blue line, as Swampy''s Bruins knocked them clear out of my freaking head"". ''Cause you''d need that. Yeah.

He''ll try to play the first periodlike a real hockey player, but suddenly in the second Swampy''ll realize he''s just a thug, so he''ll play for the injury. It''s a lot like his strategy in football, actually.

Psssssssst Demi. They''re called periods, not quarters. There are 3 of em, not 4.

I don''t know what you''re talking about, Green. You make it sound like I didn''t put period, but actually quarter. Like I don''t know what I''m talking about. Silly Canadian. Don''t you know we Americans inventedHockey? Also, the internet. And democracy. And porn. Stop trying to make me look dumb.

[size=2]I am so ashamed.[/size]

Har.

Yeah Demi, why don''t you tell them about how I hang from teh rim after a slam dunk during the 2nd scrum, too!

Stupid West Coaster.

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"The Guy Who Lost To Demi In OT Because Demi Is Better Than Him At Hockey And Is Also Much Less Manly Than Demi And Oh, Did You Know Demi Is The Greatest?" wrote:

Har.

Yeah Demi, why don''t you tell them about how I hang from teh rim after a slam dunk during the 2nd scrum, too!

Stupid West Coaster.

:)

I think I''ve said my piece.

It''s like locker room trash talk in print. Scary!

I''m online and ready to rock, Swampy!

P.S. I hope your dullard team of thugs brought their kids. I''d hate for the little tykes to miss out on such a show. The girls even managed to get the zamboni driver in on the gig.

Someone needs to be keeping track of all this trash-talking. If I had the cash, I would join XBox Live if only to sign up and call you all ""Honky"".

Two games played already, nice work!

Green and I played ours and he came from a 2- 0 deficit to tie it and take us into over-time. He had me on my heels for the 3rd period and much of OT but I managed to squeak one in to take the win.

Good game Green!

C''mon, Green! Stick it to the beast, man! You''re supposed to be Canadian for Chrissake. And a man. Stop losing all your games!

And I have a word for our resident choreographer: In his parlance: Shuut Awwwwht! He he. Seriously, if Raycroft hadn''t had the game of a lifetime, I think you would have won.

BTW, you get 1 point for losing in OT.

C''mon, Green! Stick it to the beast, man! You''re supposed to be Canadian for Chrissake. And a man. Stop losing all your games!

Well you see, the problem is... He''s Canadian too... IMAGE(http://www.foroedonkey.com/vb/images/smilies/eusa_doh.gif)

As for the match against Psycho.... What match against Psycho? And who the hell is Psycho anyway?

Great game Certis, a lot of fun as usual. Even though I lost [again] I''m pretty happy with my performance. I had a slow start but I managed to play a solid 3rd period and even won a few important faceoffs. I think I''m getting there.

I''d be up for off the record matches if anyone''s interested.

I''m not. Not with you.

Oh come on Swampy. I''ll pull my goalie!

Wellll. No. I''m hurting Green. You flogged me. And then you rubbed my nose in it. That laugh......that horrible HORRIBLE laugh!

Yeah I''m sorry, I know what you mean. I heard Certis squealing in my dreams last night.

2 games.

22 penalty minutes.

Boston Bruins Hockey at it''s finest, ladies.

"SwampYankee" wrote:

2 games.

22 penalty minutes.

Boston Bruins Hockey at it''s finest, ladies.

Thugs. Toothless, ""Mom"" tattoo wearing, wicked crazy accent speakin'' Thugs. You should be ashamed of yourself, Swampy.

ColdForged? Paging Dr. ColdForged. You''re wanted on the ice.

You know, we play again. So watch that mouth, sonnie.

Mr. Thorton might just have some lumber with your name on it.

Yeah I''m sorry, I know what you mean. I heard Certis squealing in my dreams last night.

It''s more of a cackle I find.

Did you check out my awesome trade proposal?

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