Now Everyone Can Enjoy Themselves *NSFW*

Was doing my usual browsing when i came across this site. Check it out: http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/

Notice the fun on the intro picture. Classic

"Tenchid" wrote:

Was doing my usual browsing when i came across this site. Check it out: http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/

Notice the fun on the intro picture. Classic

What kind of searching have you been doing?

lol. A few xxx news sites are in my daily browsing itinerary this site was posted about on 1 of them.

While I''m not really in the dildo market, I really never envisioned it as an ideal market for renting. I''d imagine the used/secondhand dildo market is also spotty at best.

In Addendum: Weiner bomb!

hmmm.

yeah, i''m picturing the types of guys who would rent these out.

now i''m picturing the guys they hire to clean them.

oh what the hell, put me down for a hundred gemini dongs.

That is truly, honestly, the most disturbing concept that I have ever seen.

Well done.

Ummmmm... I''m confused.

What exactly are they AIMING it at?

at people with no dicks?

"Demosthenes" wrote:

Ummmmm... I''m confused.

What exactly are they AIMING it at?

He''s not holding a dildo. That''s a ketchup bottle disguised as a dildo. Bomb''s away!

They totally f*cked up by not calling it Netfux.

"hubbinsd" wrote:

They totally f*cked up by not calling it Netfux.

BWhahahahahahahahahahaaha! *sniff* oh, my.

I''m sure it''s a joke. It would have to be a joke. I mean...otherwise, ewwwww! *shudder*

"hubbinsd" wrote:

They totally f*cked up by not calling it Netfux.

*lol* Damn, now that''s funny.

Now seriously, who''s gonna take the triple dog dare and be the first to rent one for Certis?

Now seriously, who''s gonna take the triple dog dare and be the first to rent one for Certis?

Well, that''s such a nice gesture. I think you should do the honors

"Tenchid" wrote:

lol. A few xxx news sites are in my daily browsing itinerary this site was posted about on 1 of them.

There are XXX news sites?!?

there''s the nakednews.com but that''s not XXX, just naked and canadian!!!

To quote Stan:
""Holy Sh*t, Dude.""

"sheared" wrote:
"Tenchid" wrote:

lol. A few xxx news sites are in my daily browsing itinerary this site was posted about on 1 of them.

There are XXX news sites?!?

Indeed, Fleshbot comes to mind. (Of course it''s NSFW)

Wow.

I mean ... wow.

I knew a girl once who claimed to never clean her dildo, and seriously, it looked like it. It looked ... well ... insert your own definition of disgusting. Yet she still stuck it in her twat ... hang on ... I''m gagging now ... gimme a sec ... yeah I f*cked that chick, but hang on ... I''m not proud of it and ... yeah, I''m throwing up now ...

Whew. I''m okay.

I look at the DVDs I own. I see how clean, how flawless they Are. And then I look at the DVDs I rent ... hang on a sec. I''m gagging again ...

Heh.
This is completely not to do with renting, but it IS a funny dildo story.
Short story shorter: I was at a party, guy goes upstairs (which was ''off-limits'') and gets into the parents'' room. Apparently he went searching through their drawers for whatever drunk reason, and found a dildo. So he brings it down, and this is a BIG dildo. Like, jeeze... And he brings it right up behind the guy whose house it is, taps him on the shoulder, and when he turns goes ''HOLT sh*t DID I FOUND THIS IN YOUR MOM''S ROOM SHE TOTALLY USES THIS!!!'' and then throws his head back and begins to laugh the most maniacle laugh you can imagine. All the while, the thing is flopping around, unable to support its own ghastly weight.

I do believe that I have never laughed so long, or so hard, in all my days. The guy''s face... oh my god I''m cracking up right now...

Alll I can think of is this hideous thing.

Oh god that is terrible.

I look at the DVDs I own. I see how clean, how flawless they Are. And then I look at the DVDs I rent

uhhh I know this might be a personal question, but what are you doing with Pron DvD''s you own that would require cleaning afterwards? The best I could think up was the little hole in the centre, damn it is pretty small. Now I understand where the dark depressed persona comes from.

Oh internet, now look what you''ve done.

We need a list fletcher.

It was a metaphor for rental. I don''t think they were porn DVDs.

I think you just *wish* they were porn DVDs.

Speaking of dildoes. At the music school at the college (amost done!) where I''ve been changing careers, one of my fellow music education students told me about her current job. Now before this conversation started, I thought she seemed like a somewhat naive, innocent, very nice girl. Then she tells me she works at an adult book and ""toy"" store, and how part of her job is explaining how to use...pretty much everything they sell. And people do ask for recommendations. She mentioned something about her boyfriend being pretty happy that she worked there, and at that point...you know. Time to change the subject or at least close my mouth which I imagine was hanging open. No drool as far as i know.

Did I mention she was hot? I um. Gotta go now.

Your story Roo, reminds me of this. (NSFW)

As for this service, that''s horrifying. I think the only equivalent would be a company that rented out cashmere wank-rags for men.