It saddens me to read all of your posts about your Alliance quests. They will all be for naught once the mighty Horde completes its assimilation of all remaining lands.
That and I'm very lonely over here.
Seriously, I never pictured this lot being all goody goody Alliance lovers. I knew a few of you were soft and had to live in The Mushroom Forest or Camp Frozen Lakes or whatever your fluffy happy zones are called. But I'm surprised at others of you. Some of you own personal firearms for goodness sake! You obviously thirst for power and glory and respect, all of which The Horde can offer in abundance. Yet it seems Robear, Strekos, and myself are the only ones worthy of the mantle.
I know what you're thinking, "But I have a Horde character, too!" That's going to be small consolation for me as I try to gather up a party for the Wailing Caverns tonight. I need some comrades who will follow or even lead me into certain death. I need someone who can hand me down their old, tattered gloves and I will still be low of a level to wear. I need...well...some friends, please.
So if you haven't picked up the game yet or you're realizing that all of the Alliance pants make your bum look big, please consider joining GWJ Horde on the Central server BlackHand. Just send Sway a tell