Hello everyone in GWJ! I just registered because I really like this site and what goes on here and want to be a part of it. Little bit of background:
Games I play:
Just about half-life every day, Day of Defeat. I can't get enough.
Burnout 3. because it rawks.
Halo. Master Chef knows what's cooking.
and that pretty much comprises my core gaming. I branch out sometimes but mostly just fall back on these. Soon, I am buying an Xbox (gamestop was out of xboxes last time I went like a week ago) and a new motherboard/cpu to take advantage of, I mean play half life 2 .
So hello!
Welcome to the site and watch out for SwampYankee. That''s all I have to say.
HI. I''m new-ish too. So welcome, but you know, it''s not like I''m the official guy in charge of that sort of thing or anything.
Good to know you. And that thing about SwampYankee is true. Don''t have all the details though. You know, ''cause I''m still new.
Welcome! And speak not of old Rome and Roman behavior to Swampy. Its a bad scene, bad I say.
Thanks for the welcome Fletcher1138, I think you just nominated yourself for a job. Rome will be well away!
You are a good man for playing Half-Life everyday.
Welcome.
As someone who is still mildly new, let me say this is definitely an excellent board.
Just don''t get in a rush to pass 1000 posts. I hear Elysium''s initiations can be... disconcerting.
Is Swampy out of jail yet?
Welcome new-comers! 
In addition to Swampy, watch out for Elysium too. His Big Words Skill(tm) can be particularly dangerous. Heck, I know of a man who was put in hospital because of something Elysium typed. Not a pretty sight.
Oh, and don''t let Pyro or Mex touch you. Even if they offer you candy.
Dont take them seriously. All these warnings are just a plot to divert your attention from Mex. Watch His Hands is all I`ll say..
Welcome to the site and watch out for SwampYankee. That''s all I have to say.
Sir, I am taken aback. Someone with your reputation of sneaking up behind people and sticking them has no right so ever to speak ill of me. And I won''t even go into what you do with you knife.
So Alcology. You like helicopters? Gladiator movies? Gladiator movies with helicopters in them, calimites parachuting out of them?
What I want to know, Al, is if you think you''re a New Kid, then can you show us your Donnie Wahlberg move?
Is Swampy out of jail yet?
Not since he went all ""Dead Man Walking"" on the last guy that made a ""I''m new here"" post.
I do understand that they finally found the guy''s left earlobe though.
I do understand that they finally found the guy''s left earlobe though.
Yeah, in Swampy''s excrements though.
Welcome Alcology!
Well, he THOUGHT this was a mature gaming community...
Gladiator movies with helicopters in them, calimites parachuting out of them?
Call Lucas... Quick... and tell him to make some other movie... not find a real director and make this... NOW! I have my $7.50 ready! 
Well, he THOUGHT this was a mature gaming community...
Swampy! Lunch time!
Hello everyone in GWJ! I just registered because I really like this site and what goes on here and want to be a part of it. Little bit of background:Games I play:
Just about half-life every day, Day of Defeat. I can''t get enough.
Burnout 3. because it rawks.
Halo. Master Chef knows what''s cooking.and that pretty much comprises my core gaming. I branch out sometimes but mostly just fall back on these. Soon, I am buying an Xbox (gamestop was out of xboxes last time I went like a week ago) and a new motherboard/cpu to take advantage of, I mean play half life 2 .
So hello!
The kid manages to use ""...what"" (though I can''t tell if this is your standard ""GWJ in the Hizzy, what-what?"" or more of a Lil'' John WHAAAAAAT?!) and ""knows what''s cookin''"" all in his first post.
He gets my stamp of approval. 
... I know of a man who was put in hospital because of something Elysium typed. Not a pretty sight.
Yep, eyeball dislocation is never pretty...
Well of course the Master Chef knows what''s cooking.
Hello, I am new here too.
I''m a regular guy. Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it''s usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it''s not just the uniform. It''s the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
I''ve got to party with this guy.
I''ve got to party with this guy.
The guy that rarely wears underwear?
Ha. No.
Both posts are ""quotes"" from the movie ""Stripes"".
BTW. I stay up until 3am listening to Tito Puente.
Strange thread.
""I gotta read magazines on the side, just to keep up with you""
I had ya, JD.
A classic.
""Well, my name''s Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you''ve noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.""
Hi new guys!
To expand on the earlier quote:
""Lee Harvey. You are a madman. When you stole that cow? And your friend tried to make it with the cow? I wanna party with you.""
SwampYankee-
""So Alcology. You like helicopters? Gladiator movies? Gladiator movies with helicopters in them, calimites parachuting out of them?""
I like helicopters. I like gladiator movies. And he rest of that statement. However, laser beams on the gladiators helmets is the pinnacle of gladiator/helicopter movies.
buzzvang-
""What I want to know, Al, is if you think you''re a New Kid, then can you show us your Donnie Wahlberg move?""
It''s coming. Just wait until after this weekend and I''ll put up a little icon that will be my donnie walberg move.
karmajay-
""Well, he THOUGHT this was a mature gaming community...""
I did?
Warlock-
""The kid manages to use ""...what"" (though I can''t tell if this is your standard ""GWJ in the Hizzy, what-what?"" or more of a Lil'' John WHAAAAAAT?!) and ""knows what''s cookin''"" all in his first post.
He gets my stamp of approval.""
f*cking A. And it''s more of a winning touchdown arms-in-the-W ""WHAT!"" which is a combo of what-what and lil'' john. The combo is performed using the down-to-back half circle and holding A while tapping B twice.
f*cking A. And it''s more of a winning touchdown arms-in-the-W ""WHAT!"" which is a combo of what-what and lil'' john. The combo is performed using the down-to-back half circle and holding A while tapping B twice.
Well, a couple of criticisms, now that you''ve been properly welcomed.
1. You can select the text, and in quick reply, do a ''Quote Selected,'' which will make it look all neat and quotey like, like mine up above. <looks up 5 lines> Yeah, that one.
2. I think you''ll find, on more careful examination, that down to back is, indeed, a Quarter-circle.
3. I''m not actually being serious right now.
4. Don''t you hate those moves that aren''t Down->Back, but instead Down, then Back, then Diagonally Down and Back? I always hated those.
Well, a couple of criticisms, now that you''ve been properly welcomed. icon_wink.gif1. You can select the text, and in quick reply, do a ''Quote Selected,'' which will make it look all neat and quotey like, like mine up above. <looks up 5 lines> Yeah, that one.
2. I think you''ll find, on more careful examination, that down to back is, indeed, a Quarter-circle.
3. I''m not actually being serious right now.
4. Don''t you hate those moves that aren''t Down->Back, but instead Down, then Back, then Diagonally Down and Back? I always hated those.
You''ve destroyed my self esteem. And my excitement.
You''ve destroyed my self esteem. And my excitement.
Then my job here is done.
/walks off into the sunset.
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