How old are all of you?

The good news is that when I turn 40 I get a new lawn tractor! The bad news is that excites me.

Time to join!

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Nah, go for a Cub. I''m a Cub Cadet 1527 man myself.

OK, that''s it, my mental picture of all of you was just irreversibly changed:

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"NemesisZero" wrote:

OK, that''s it, my mental picture of all of you was just irreversibly changed:

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That right there is AVATAR worthy.

Oh God, dear God....I''ve seen that guy, frequently. Execpt the tractors waaay too nice.

As you may be able to tell from my avatar, I live in hicksville. Really, really hicksville. That''s why I live behind gates, but thats another story.

When the alcoholic rednecks finally lose their license, they ride p-o-s lawn tractors to get beer and cigs. Or if they''re too poor to have a car they do the same. You''ll see dudes cruising on the right-of-way for miles at a time.

Pathetic, in the truest sense of the word.

Man, I''d take that for an avatar if the guy had more than one head...

The good news is that when I turn 40 I get a new lawn tractor! The bad news is that excites me.

Classic!

As luck would have it, I have a whole collection of nude lawnmowing pics.

....Ok, nevermind. I don''t want to be responsible for a mass of gamers scooping their eyes out with a salad fork.

25 and chuckling reading about all you old farts *runsawayrealfast*

"Larsson" wrote:

Oh God, dear God....I''ve seen that guy, frequently. Execpt the tractors waaay too nice.

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When the alcoholic rednecks finally lose their license, they ride p-o-s lawn tractors to get beer and cigs. Or if they''re too poor to have a car they do the same. You''ll see dudes cruising on the right-of-way for miles at a time.

Heh, well, the pic is actually of the frontman of one of my favorite bands, The Eels. Sufficient to say that his sense of humor is as queer as his music is good. Sadly, he cut the beard a while ago (getting through post-9/11 air security checks with it was apparently a real pain in the rear regions).

"chrisg" wrote:

25 and chuckling reading about all you old farts *runsawayrealfast*

Germany is not far enough away wiseass....

23, feeling pretty good after reading this thread. It also helps to be secure in the knowledge that Elysium is really, really old.

28 and still trying to get it straight.

They tell me that my body is 33 years old.
Somehow, though, my brain still has me convinced that I''m 12.
#I dont wanna grow up, Im a Toys*BackwardsR*Us kid.#

"SwampYankee" wrote:

The good news is that when I turn 40 I get a new lawn tractor! The bad news is that excites me.

Well SwampY, if you want any advice, my new job is mowing lawns!

At only 13K, you too can be sitting back in a Diesel Kubot zero-turn mower. Kind of fun actually.

Sweet. But if I had that kind of wheat, I''d be paying someone else to cut my grass!

If I had to call a second palce home, it would be Vancouver. Love that city.

Anyway, Im 168 in canine years.

I also like long walks on the beach, blondes, females, 19 yr olds and stalking Mex in my spare time

"ChairborneRanger" wrote:

.... and stalking Mex in my spare time

Isn''t that why we''re all here?

I''m 18. Recently left in the cold. I like anything with breasts as long as they are not attached to a man or some barnyard animal.

33

I like anything with breasts as long as they are not attached to a man or some barnyard animal.

In the dark, on a cold winter''s night, you don''t really notice what they are attached to.

Er, I mean give me a hot blonde, STAT!

31.

"slambie" wrote:
"simpilot" wrote:

43 I''m sorry to say...

Come on now, 40-ish isn''t old by any stretch of the imagination. You should be livin'' large at 43.

The 40s have been fabulous as far as I''m concerned. Easily the best years of my life so far. I''m in the best shape I''ve ever been in. Don''t feel the least bit old. Have a great job. Am livin'' large and lovin'' life. Sure my face shows the ravages of time and gravity but I''ve long ago reached the point where I don''t give a rat''s ass what anyone else thinks of me, and that''s what makes it all worth it.

And lookee here, a kitchen utensil! Wheeeee!

Looking back I have to agree. Ahhh, to only be in my
forties again...

14 in hex, 24 in oct, or 10100 in binary.

35 here.

24, still in college (for another 2~3 weeks anyway) and still living at home (woo hoo...)

Here''s to moving onwards & upwards...

Yeah I hate the fact that I never have homework anymore. I also hate the fact that I make enough money to buy games, go out to eat, take vacations, etc. without having to eat ramen noodles all the time. Not to mention I don''t HAVE to be in close proximity with a bunch of people who all look the same and wear trucker hats. Such a drag.

That''s hilarious, because I can''t wait for it to happen for me.

22 (this past April), finishing my undergrads in Computer Science at Northern Kentucky University in December.