I just realized I am getting old. So it is time to repopulate by doing dirty deeds in Certis's kitchen. But I am in a pickle of a jam here. Who do I marry? So I turn to you, the intellectual community for which I depend upon for laughter, comrades in arm, shields to duck behind when someone is shooting at me and so forth. To keep this desicion based on personality I will not post a picture of either candiate till after the voting is done.
Young, energitc, and likes to play around. Likes fashion, some sports, and dislikes politics. Still in high school. Did the nasty tango 6 times in a row in the hot tub then once more upstairs.
Same age as me, and shares all common interests with me other than cooking. Likes sports, politics, money, and more. Only woman to do the rocking chacha in a changing booth in public with me. Three times. In a row. Is well established in her career.
Keep in mind both women are infatuated with me and I am with them but the time to play games has finished and I must choose one. As mean as this is going to sound it is alot like surviver. Who gets to stay with me on Edwin's love island and who gets to swim across the street to some ben and jerrys?
Edit: Forgot to mention both of these girls are room mates.