Who should I marry?

All I know if this is about a game then its in the wrong forum

BTW meanwhile, the man himself, just like I predicted, is apparently gone. We are never going to learn the rest of the story. You people totally blew it.

Obviously he''s hard at work trying to produce those pictures of the two of them. Naked. Together.

Damn, I''m late to the party. Here''s mine:

Move to Massachusetts, marry Brandi and Melissa to each other. Watch honeymoon festivities. Fly to Utah, marry Brandi and Melissa yourself. Engage in honeymoon festivities. Allow 6 months to elapse. Fly to Eastern Europe. Sell Brandi and Melissa to reimburse wedding expenses and plane flights. Return home. Repeat processes ad infinitum.

And to those people who found this site thanks to words dropped in this thread, on behalf of the site founders, let me be the first to say, ""Welcome, Perverts!""

So when do we get to find out what''s in Sway''s box....er...what the real story is here?

Well his sig is still pointing people to this thread.

18/19 year-old girls do not know what they want for the rest of their lives. They are still working that out. They may *think* they know, but you''ll be in for a shock when she changes her mind later on and her new plans don''t include someone 16-17 years her senior.

Interesting.
I vote for this being a Sims2 decision, not real life.
If I were to hedge my bets I would then agree with Farscry.

Dude, I know you, and all i have to say is...

which one likes to cook, makes more money, likes the sex, and makes more money.

"1Dgaf" wrote:
The last time someone on this board forecast a ""two chicks at the same time"" situation, he ended up eating tacos outside of a church with them.

Is ''taco'' a euphemism?

Did I mention that this is the greatest thread ever. An actual Taco reference. An actual God faring taco reference. That''s just beautiful. Well done. *a round of applause*

"Rat Boy" wrote:

And to those people who found this site thanks to words dropped in this thread, on behalf of the site founders, let me be the first to say, ""Welcome, Perverts!""

Welcome to the madness and mayhem of GWJ.

"richyrambo" wrote:

Come on six times in one night at age 35! What spam bigger-longer-faster-harder email did we reply to hmmm. Come on guys don''t leave me out here... Guys?

Whoa. Good point. We need a source and a link. But still, you have to factor the BS variable for this story and the number of times and possibly the location. These are all running a tad on the high side for a 35 year old.

"Minase" wrote:

I still think that he''s been talking about The Sims 2 this whole time.

Most likely, but then this whole thread is in the wrong forum.

"Minase (et al)" wrote:

I still think that he''s been talking about The Sims 2 this whole time.

"Dramatic Marlin" wrote:

(Sep 12, 2004 - 08:04 PM)
The Sims 2 has sucked Edwin in.

"Edwin" wrote:

(Sep 12, 2004 - 08:13 PM)
This has nothing to do with the Sims.

I guess we won''t know until he deigns to grace us with his presence and tell us what is going on.

Or, If I read correctly, the 2 girls are roommates.

Now he is a CSI episode...

"jmdanny" wrote:

Dude, I know you, and all i have to say is...

which one likes to cook, makes more money, likes the sex, and makes more money.

Dude, they all like sex before you marry them!!!

"SlyFrog" wrote:

Damn, I''m late to the party. Here''s mine:

Move to Massachusetts, marry Brandi and Melissa to each other. Watch honeymoon festivities. Fly to Utah, marry Brandi and Melissa yourself. Engage in honeymoon festivities. Allow 6 months to elapse. Fly to Eastern Europe. Sell Brandi and Melissa to reimburse wedding expenses and plane flights. Return home. Repeat processes ad infinitum.

I vote Slys'' response as best!

I am alive and well, just been busy as hell with work and uni. A few points that people brought up.
*Both women brought up the marriage thing, not me.
*I purposly left out images so looks would not influence final decisions for the audience.
*The father would normally be mad but I''ve known him for quite a few years.
*Even though I haven''t asked both personally I think they both know what is going on, or so the third room mate has told me.
*I have been athletic my entire life. Being 6''6.5"" i was always active and still am in many sports (Baseball, bastketball, football, volleyball, soccer, power lifting, and etc).

Come on six times in one night at age 35! What spam bigger-longer-faster-harder email did we reply to hmmm. Come on guys don''t leave me out here...

Forgive me if I didn''t clarify or say it the first time. It wasn''t one night, but one entire day.

Even though I haven''t asked both personally I think they both know what is going on, or so the third room mate has told me.

And a 3rd roommate enters the scene! You should really figure out that whole situation - unless you don''t mind the loser hating you both.

"edwin" wrote:

*I purposly left out images so looks would not influence final decisions for the audience.

Ok, decision un-influenced. Now make with the imagery!

Sweet mother of Ghandi, there''s a third roomate!!!!!!

Plot is furtherly thickening.

That''s it. I''m becoming a cable repair man...

"Chumpy_McChump" wrote:
"edwin" wrote:

*I purposly left out images so looks would not influence final decisions for the audience.

Ok, decision un-influenced. Now make with the imagery!

Here, here! Most of us already made up our minds already, let''s see what we''ve won, Ed!

The father would normally be mad but I''ve known him for quite a few years.

Because you went to high school together?

"JohnnyMoJo" wrote:
The father would normally be mad but I''ve known him for quite a few years.

Because you went to high school together?

Sadly yes.

It''s whom should I marry, not who.

And to answer your question, neither. If they know about each other and still want to marry you it means that a) they are okay with cheating, which spells doom for a marriage or b) they are freaky. Freaky people do not good long-term partners make.

Have fun and move on.

This is certainly one for the books.

Sly great idea and even better after you enter into a marriage that is not recongnised in Virginia you can just move down here and not be married. No divorce no nothing (at least that is in the courts down here right now).

OK Ed you some how have to get the third roomate involved. If you do that then you will have achieved enlightment or something close to that.

You should also pass on the marriage thing until it is forced on you. At this point keep dating these 2 with the hopes of adding the other roomate.

When one forces the marraige issue you can dump her and still have 2 in the pocket. You can keep doing this till you are down to 1.

If you do go with the younger girl you do not have to worry about what her mom looks like. Since after all there is a good chance you will die or be divorced well before she gets to that age. Also I think I would big time weird married/dating/sleeping with a friend''s/aquaintence''s daughter. Makes for a good movie but complicated life.

The older of the 2 sounds more of a match but I would also join in with the if you do not know yourself then you are not ready.

My words of wisdom after being married 11 years:

Marriage is like a hot bath. After a while it is not so hot.

No seriously when you meet the right person it will be somebody that you can not imagine spending the rest of your life without. Since you seem to be able to take and leave one for the other it certainly seems like neither is the one, IMHO, so just stick with the wild sex.

Man why am I 35 and not having wild sex with 2 women............

I am going to go have a talk with the wife surely she will understand............

Just point her to this thread and say this is the norm, that way she can invite other hot soccer moms. All jesting aside thanks for the advise.

Because you went to high school together?

Sadly yes.

This story just gets better and better.

The rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper...

Poor Edwin, you know we love you but this is the closest we''ll come to being an audience member on the Jerry Springer Show.

My friend Dr Dre said it best, ""You can''t make a ho a housewife.""

Not that they''re ho''s or anything... just saying. I so wanted that to be the song we dance to at our wedding reception but I got denied. Bitches man.