Who should I marry?

As a general rule, Ed. Never date -let alone marry- someone you will have to take to prom afterward.

"Lester_King" wrote:

As a general rule, Ed. Never date -let alone marry- someone you will have to take to prom afterward.

Truer words have never been spoken, unless you''re involved with the hot young student teacher who has to chapparone.

"Alien13z" wrote:

Phragged, I believe that female monks are known as nuns. Although monkess does have a certaine cache.

The difference between Nuns and Monkess'' is twofold:

A) The Monkess gets Flury of Blows at 1st level, Nuns do not.

and

B) Nuns can fly.
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Hey Ed, do we at least get pictures to better stimulate our decision making process?

do we at least get pictures to better stimulate our decision making process?

I''ve heard a lot of nicknames for it, but never your ""decision making process"". Although, the more I think about it, the more the bar scene makes sense...

Greatest thread ever. It has hate, confusion, comedy, heated arguements and one confused mofo.

Ok, so here''s what I have to say;[list=1:b37439003c]
[*] SwampYankee and Slambie are now the wisest people on the forum. SY''s comment on the mom et al are pure gold. Some one needs to be writting this stuff down for future generations. Slambie gets on the list for two reasons, married a hell-a-long time and she can quote Stripes from memory. ''nough said.
[*] Edwin, seriously, the high school girl will kill you in some form or manner in a few years. Besides, she''s way, way, way too young to be settling down. Shouldn''t she be picking a college and soreity or something like that about now. Besides, her dad is an oil rig guy. He''s gonna mess you up bad when he finds out about this post. <insert mental visual of a monkey wrench finding edwins skull> I know I would if it was my daughter.
[*] The older girl, she''s gonna mess you up bad when she finds out about her room mate and you. She is also going to mess you or your car up really bad when she finds out about this post. <insert mental image of Edwin getting pepper sprayed and his car gettings a brick through the windshield>
[*] The whole ""If you have to ask, then don''t"" arguement is, simply put, right on the mark.
[*] If you get married, then you don''t get to play games as often. If you do get married and then have kids, the you get to play games a whole hell of a lot less. *CEJ stands up as a sad example of what marriage and kids do to a gamer*
[*] Shouldn''t this whole thing end up as a porn movie? For the love of humanity, it damn well better. Does Jenna Jameson know about this or is she tied up with her book signings all week?
[*] I agree about the web cam and make out session. Can you schedule it on the calendar?
[*] Oh and Lykis always says the psycho girls are the best in bed. Maybe you''ll end up in some sort of ritual killing type deal?[/list:o:b37439003c]

Just a dollar''s worth of free advice, Edwin.

Uhh, although I hate to dip into this, err, interesting thread, I do have to make one comment. Do you really think you can just pick one and they''ll marry you, simple as that? What do they want? Are they even interested in marrying you? What happens to the other when you decided to marry ""the one""? As others have said, marriage should be about love. If you love one of them, and can unashamadely, honestly say to them ""I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you, marry me,"" then that''s the one. If you feel that way about both, then I''m sorry, you''re not in love, you''re infatuated. If you feel that way about neither, you''re not in love, you''re in lust. Don''t ask us what to do, ask yourself. And ask them. Not in the ""I''m trying to decide if I want to marry you, should I?"" sense, but feel out what THEY want. You might discover you''re nothing but a sex toy to them, not marrying material.

Greatest thread ever. It has hate, confusion, comedy, heated arguements and one confused mofo.

Amen brother, amen.

I''ll join in the joshing.

Whichever takes it up the arse.

How about this advice... Pick neither! Honestly I don''t see how anyone in the world ever gets together much less gets married! To me it seems like the hardest thing to do in life. But apparently everyone in the world does it very easily. Go figure.

Optimistic, the getting married part is easy; most anybody can do it. It''s the staying married part that seems to be the challenge for most people.

I still think that he''s been talking about The Sims 2 this whole time.

Man I certainly hope so.

"CEJ" wrote:

Shouldn''t this whole thing end up as a porn movie?

The last time someone on this board forecast a ""two chicks at the same time"" situation, he ended up eating tacos outside of a church with them. Consider me skeptical.

The last time someone on this board forecast a ""two chicks at the same time"" situation, he ended up eating tacos outside of a church with them.

Is ''taco'' a euphemism?

"1Dgaf" wrote:

I''ll join in the joshing.

Whichever takes it up the arse.

There are a ton of Tag Potentials in this thread, this being one of them.

"1Dgaf" wrote:

Is ''taco'' a euphemism?

Today is one of those days, I''ve only hit submit on about half the replies I''ve written...

My uncle used to say, ""God wouldn''t have made it look like a taco if you weren''t supposed to eat it.""

"1Dgaf" wrote:

Is ''taco'' a euphemism?

I wish. It''s a Mexican entree in this case.

"baggachipz" wrote:
"1Dgaf" wrote:

Is ''taco'' a euphemism?

I wish. It''s a Mexican entree in this case.

Is ""Mexican entree"" a euph... ah, never mind.

This is the best thread EVER.

I still think that he''s been talking about The Sims 2 this whole time.

Ah! You got it! That or that ""Singles"" game, or something. One thing is sure, he''s messing with us all.

"Minase" wrote:

I still think that he''s been talking about The Sims 2 this whole time.

Lemme second RichyRambo''s sentiments and say I hope so, too. If he is, then your wisdom (or at least your Bullsh*t meter) knows no bounds, Minase.

Come on six times in one night at age 35! What spam bigger-longer-faster-harder email did we reply to hmmm. Come on guys don''t leave me out here...

guys?

"1Dgaf" wrote:

I''ll join in the joshing.

Whichever takes it up the arse.

I didn''t know Zedian was one of the choices

<kaaaZing!>

Ow (In more ways than one).

"Mr.Green" wrote:
I still think that he''s been talking about The Sims 2 this whole time.

Ah! You got it! That or that ""Singles"" game, or something. One thing is sure, he''s messing with us all.

I actually went so far as to check the Singles website and see if there were any women in the game named after Edwin''s Bachelorettes, and there arn''t.

Either Ed''s totally psyched about The Sims 2, or he''s got the kind of problems I''ve only dreamed of. No wonder he''s never wearing any pants.

I''m sure I''ll pay for it Thursday night!

Be spending a little time on point, I imagine.

Remind me not to come to you guys next time I have to choose between sex kittens...

heh... next time...

He knew the risks when he signed on for our opinions!

... um, whats going on. Is this the ilovebees.com thing. Like on of those fantasy games... but... but with real people!

Seriosly... HELP!