Bloodrayne 2 And Playboy

Nothing is more lovely than the female form. Period. Whether real or just immaculately rendered, I don''t much care. I mean, that little nudie shot that went around of Aki Ross from Final Fantasy : Spirits Within was cleaner, more detailed, and practically as believable as the soft-blur, airbrushed fap material found in your average Playboy.

Good artists can create simply stunning work. Who gives a rip if someone finds a well-rendered depiction of a non-existent female titillating? Aside from the ""holier than thou"" folks that must show themselves above such things, of course, and would probably still click on the link when someone scans them in.

Boobies.

Nothing is more lovely than the female form.

Is that one of the things you said to the Botticelli woman? Huh, didja?

"Prederick" wrote:

They made one, count em'', one mediocre hack-n-slash title. One. And Uwe Boll''s going to make a f*ck-sh*tty movie about it. Metal Gear this ain''t.

This is the one thing I always keep in mind when reading the press about this game. If you believe the marketing blitz, you''d think Bloodrayne was the best thing to hit the streets since the invention of pie. And with all the focus on her fine form, I fear that developers have spent more time on breast physics rather than engaging game play.

"1Dgaf" wrote:
Nothing is more lovely than the female form.

Is that one of the things you said to the Botticelli woman? Huh, didja?

Why, did she say I didn''t?

Actually, I''m decidedly unpicky when it comes to womens'' body types. As long as they look like women and not skeletons I''m a happy man. My own dear wife continually thinks she''s fat regardless how often I ""convince"" her otherwise :twisted:. At least the convincing is fun ;).

As long as they look like women and not skeletons I''m a happy man.

Here, here! Though I typically use ""14-year-old boy"" instead of ""skeleton"", I agree. If I wanted to ogle undernourished, unhealthy famine-victims, I''d join the peace corps. That''s just me, though. It seems the gay fashion designers are determined to convince everyone that the 14-year-old boy look is ""hot"". Meh, gimme some curves.

Oh, Elysium! You may want to keep this thread in mind if you do a third round of Welcome, Perverts.

"Rat Boy" wrote:

Oh, Elysium! You may want to keep this thread in mind if you do a third round of Welcome, Perverts.

Yeah between this and all the JO threads, there should be plenty of hits!

Wait, JO means something else?

Why, did she say I didn''t?

She said you took her to Burger King and then escaped through a toilet window.

See, I know she''s lying because I don''t eat at Burger King.

I never said you eat there. I said you took and her there and escaped.

Totally diff''rent things man.

"buzzvang" wrote:
"Rat Boy" wrote:

Oh, Elysium! You may want to keep this thread in mind if you do a third round of Welcome, Perverts.

Yeah between this and all the JO threads, there should be plenty of hits!

Wait, JO means something else?

So does BF.

"duckilama" wrote:

If I wanted to ogle undernourished, unhealthy famine-victims, I''d join the peace corps.

The peace corps, eh?

/fires up Google

Sadly, Somali porn just doesn''t do it for me...

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