UT2k4 3270 Patch

I actually got pretty bored of stock UT (especially Onslaught). I like games where you can shoot people a few times and they die, not run around like rabbits on crack.

So you''re more of a FragOps kind of guy? Or maybe ActionUT? Hackerz might be an option as well.

I liked FragOps, but no one else seemed to want to play it. Probably because Joint Ops is better.

"Minase" wrote:

I liked FragOps, but no one else seemed to want to play it. Probably because Joint Ops is better. :D

Don''t be too hard on ''em. They just released an update that fixes a bunch of stuff. Also, they released their mod before people got bored with UT2k4. Give it time. Think about how long Half Life was out before CS took off.

"mateo" wrote:

That''s why the ""Breakroom Server"" is such a good place to start. We fight each other, and while some are near l337ness personified, there are lots of guys that just want to get their game on.

Yeah, but I''ve got it linked as a favorite server, I see it everytime I play, but no one is ever on.

Understanding the logic of ""If everyone thought that way and didn''t jump in when no one else was on, no one would ever be on,"" I''ve actually just joined the empty server and hung around for 15-20 minutes, but still no one came along.

"CEJ" wrote:

Old age slows this reflex down but you adapt. Still, it sucks when some hyper ventalting 15 year old can nail you with a head shot with a lightning gun you while double jump/crouch in ONS-Torlan.

Yes, but then I always remember that it sucks worse being a 15 year-old hyperventalating male, and remind the little bastard child assassin of that fact, generally while also reminding them of why their uncle Ted doesn''t come over anymore after daddy came home early from work one day and found uncle Ted helping mommy with her tennis swing.

"Mex" wrote:
"Sesos" wrote:
"ColdForged" wrote:
"Mr.Green" wrote:

The model is awesome!

That poor, dear woman. A perpetual ""wha?"" expression, a ribcage and diaphragm apparently designed solely to cart around roughly 20 pounds of boob-flesh and not to allow efficient transit of oxygen into her lungs, and a sway-backed, ass-high stance reminiscent of one continuously sodomized for near a decade... this woman has not had an easy life.

I''d hit it so hard that...

Well, I really just wanted to beat Mex to it :wink:

Dude. It''s a polygon model. And it''s a transvestite polygon model at that. :shock:

but I DID beat you to it, admit it.

"Sesos" wrote:
"Mex" wrote:

I''d hit it so hard that...

Well, I really just wanted to beat Mex to it :wink:

Dude. It''s a polygon model. And it''s a transvestite polygon model at that. :shock:

but I DID beat you to it, admit it. :P

Well... Yeah, all right. You did. Because, to be honest, I''d hit it.

"SlyFrog" wrote:

Yes, but then I always remember that it sucks worse being a 15 year-old hyperventalating male, and remind the little bastard child assassin of that fact, generally while also reminding them of why their uncle Ted doesn''t come over anymore after daddy came home early from work one day and found uncle Ted helping mommy with her tennis swing.

Damn, Sly, I hope that wasn''t a flash back.

"CEJ" wrote:
"SlyFrog" wrote:

Yes, but then I always remember that it sucks worse being a 15 year-old hyperventalating male, and remind the little bastard child assassin of that fact, generally while also reminding them of why their uncle Ted doesn''t come over anymore after daddy came home early from work one day and found uncle Ted helping mommy with her tennis swing.

Damn, Sly, I hope that wasn''t a flash back.

Sure sounded like one. *backs away slowly*

"Alexander" wrote:
"CEJ" wrote:
"SlyFrog" wrote:

Yes, but then I always remember that it sucks worse being a 15 year-old hyperventalating male, and remind the little bastard child assassin of that fact, generally while also reminding them of why their uncle Ted doesn''t come over anymore after daddy came home early from work one day and found uncle Ted helping mommy with her tennis swing.

Damn, Sly, I hope that wasn''t a flash back.

Sure sounded like one. *backs away slowly*

No, I had an uncle Tommy; clearly different.

"Mex" wrote:
"Sesos" wrote:
"Mex" wrote:

I''d hit it so hard that...

Well, I really just wanted to beat Mex to it :wink:

Dude. It''s a polygon model. And it''s a transvestite polygon model at that. :shock:

but I DID beat you to it, admit it. :P

Well... Yeah, all right. You did. Because, to be honest, I''d hit it. :oops:

*phew* I was starting to think that maybe I had the wrong Mex

"CEJ" wrote:

**NSFW**

So what would Danger Girl rate as?

Seeing this and with the Source Engine showing its stuff, it''s only a matter of time until all the jumping/dodging in UT starts being like the lady in Mex''s chocolate ad.

I saw on BeyondUnreal that MsM has released his UT Classic Map Pack for UT2k4. You can pull this 84 MB Download from here.

On a side note, it looks like ATI released their 4.8 Cat Drivers.