Nicole Kidman can't find a date

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movi...

I'm hoping to meet someone and be happy with them. But that's not as easy as it sounds. I'm a 37-year-old woman with two children. Men aren't beating a path to my door," she said in an interview published in the latest issue of "Now" magazine Wednesday.

I feel so bad for her.

Maybe if her plastic surgery wouldn''t have been done so poorly should could find a date.

She does kind of resemble the bird lady from Kids in the Hall.

Maybe it''s because she''s been tainted by Tom Cruise? I wouldn''t want those seconds.

I would drag my nutsack across a football field covered in broken glass just to get a glimpse of the garbage truck that hauls away her soiled feminine hygene products...

Tell that to NOW magazine.

*Boy, hope I get a date!*

She should do a reality show ""Who wants to marry Nicole Kidman"".

"Alien13z" wrote:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movi...

I''m hoping to meet someone and be happy with them. But that''s not as easy as it sounds. I''m a 37-year-old woman with two children. Men aren''t beating a path to my door,"" she said in an interview published in the latest issue of ""Now"" magazine Wednesday.

I feel so bad for her.

Men aren''t beating a path to her door because she''s still with Tommy, more or less. Duh!

"baggachipz" wrote:

Maybe it''s because she''s been tainted by Tom Cruise? I wouldn''t want those seconds.

I think I can ignore that. Sign my ass up!

Men aren''t beating a path to her door because she''s still with Tommy, more or less. Duh!

I knew Nicole dated LENNY Kravitz...now I would be afraid of seconds after that loooooong before I would be afraid of seconds after TC.

Everyone in Hollywood knows Tom Cruise is gay. Really.

He never touched her, or that other Cruze chickie.

Lenny Kravitz probably did though.

Ick.

Lars

"SkippyLeBeef" wrote:

Men aren''t beating a path to her door because she''s still with Tommy, more or less. Duh!

I knew Nicole dated LENNY Kravitz...now I would be afraid of seconds after that loooooong before I would be afraid of seconds after TC.

Dude, that''s right. That might be suspect.

Besides, while you guys are all drooling over Nicole, I''ll sweep in an steal the heart of Penelope.

Besides, while you guys are all drooling over Nicole, I''ll sweep in an steal the heart of Penelope.

You can have her. Yawn.

"Larsson" wrote:

Everyone in Hollywood knows Tom Cruise is gay. Really.

He never touched her, or that other Cruze chickie.

Lenny Kravitz probably did though.

Ick.

Lars

Well, there are rumors, but there were rumours about Brad too, prior to him marrying Aniston if I recall.

Doesn''t make them true.

Besides, while you guys are all drooling over Nicole, I''ll sweep in an steal the heart of Penelope.

I am afraid that mission might be...impossible.

^^^^^ OWN3D.

Men won''t be beating a path to her door after they hear about the movie with her in a bathtub with a ten-year old boy who she thinks is her reincarnated husband.

Ten-year-old boys will be....shiat!

"Rat Boy" wrote:

Men won''t be beating a path to her door after they hear about the movie with her in a bathtub with a ten-year old boy who she thinks is her reincarnated husband.

*blink blink*

Oh wah. She''s had several tries, hasn''t she?

What about Demos? Demos hasn''t had a date in a long time, not even any girls really interested that weren''t using him for emotional support, tutoring help, or didn''t insist on just being friends.

Bah.

NWS

For more info on Lenny K.''s secret, see:

http://www.platinum-celebs.com/music...

I just want to note that I''m going out with two girls tonight, to the movies. There is the possibility of sex with both of them, simultaneously, in a hotel room. Basically, we''ve discussed it seriously, and if one of them doesn''t flake, well...

Sorry, I just had to share with someone.

"Mex" wrote:

I just want to note that I''m going out with two girls tonight, to the movies. There is the possibility of sex with both of them, simultaneously, in a hotel room. Basically, we''ve discussed it seriously, and if one of them doesn''t flake, well...

Sorry, I just had to share with someone.

or everyone.

I''d rather it have been no one, thanks. You don''t hear me boasting about the student teacher I had been seeing up until last week, do you?

I guess it''s time for everyone to pull it out...

I got nothing story wise but I can see this thread getting ugly quick.

I just want to note that I''m going out with two girls tonight, to the movies. There is the possibility of sex with both of them, simultaneously, in a hotel room. Basically, we''ve discussed it seriously, and if one of them doesn''t flake, well...

Why risk going to the movies at all. Just go straight to the hotel.

Or do it while at the movies.

Or get a camera, do it in the hotel and make a movie.

And post it here. As little shots of you as possible please.

Oh well, one of them flaked, sorry guys. We didn''t go to the movies. We ended up eating tacos in front of a church at 2 am.

But it was cool knowing about the possibility that, yes, it could happen.

And now you all probably think I''m a pervert. Oh man.

"Mex" wrote:

Oh well, one of them flaked, sorry guys. We didn''t go to the movies. We ended up eating tacos in front of a church at 2 am.

But it was cool knowing about the possibility that, yes, it could happen.

And now you all probably think I''m a pervert. Oh man.

No. now we know you are a pervert.

Anyway, nothing says group sex like eating tacos outside a church.

Such blatant Mexual activity. I''m ashamed for you.

Also, i''d hit it. I mean her. Kidman I mean. sh*t.