Your punishment? My nipples.

Cane or breast for naughty pupils

A schoolteacher has been suspended in Zimbabwe for allegedly giving pupils the choice of being caned or suckling her breasts.

The woman faces a disciplinary hearing after one of the pupils reported the 'punishment' to his parents, reports the Herald.

The boy claimed he was asked to choose between suckling the teacher's breasts or receiving 100 strokes of the cane for being noisy.

The boy chose to suckle the teacher's breasts, as did 14 others, according to the newspaper.

The headmaster of the Harare school summoned the teacher to respond to the allegations.

The teacher allegedly admitted forcing the children to suckle her breasts but could not give reasons why she had done so.

Harare provincial education director Tomax Doba confirmed the incident and said that his office had been furnished with a report from the school.

"We received a report from the school and the report says it happened. We have already advised them to make a police report and the teacher is likely to face child abuse charges," Mr Doba said.

1. My bold.

2. How old were the kids?

3. I wish I'd been punished by my old French teacher.

From www.ananova.com

I can think of a few teachers myself....

There are so many things wrong with this post I don''t even know where to begin.

That kind of thing can get you in trouble in the US...

But, day-um, finally a hot teacher getting mixed up in this.

The word hot is subjective there buddy..

Tomax Doba? Its good to see a Star Wars character abandon the new episodes for a more rewarding career.

Well, certainly more hittable than Mary Kay Latourno, right?

What, no pics?

And I bet if it had been a male teacher, he''d be burning right now.

Actually Mex, you''d be surprised how much more often it is that a male teacher is the one who''s caught having sex with students... but usually they are just fired outright without too much media or are covered up pretty well.

For some reason though, the media always has a field day when it''s a female teacher and a male student... I''m still waiting for the female on female lawsuit, myself.

the media always has a field day when it''s a female teacher and a male student.

Because almost all heterosexual males have had a teacher at some point or another they''d wish this would happen to. From my experience, male teachers were rarer, young male teachers even more so. So most women don''t have something they can relate to in this area, at least if you don''t count college. That''s my theory.

Or maybe the newspapers like breasts.

"Pyroman[FO" wrote:

""]Or maybe the newspapers like breasts.

I''ll bet my house on this one.

"Prederick" wrote:
"Pyroman[FO" wrote:

""]Or maybe the newspapers like breasts.

I''ll bet my house on this one.

Hehe, I imagine that it''s more of a combo really.

Personally, I dunno. I have no interest in messing up my teaching career like this. Admittedly, given age range, my first few classes... girls would be in like a datable range, but I''d be damned if I''m going to let anything happen until they''re out of my classroom and graduated and such.

I really think it is this threads title that makes it all worth while.

That''s true. Kudos on the thread title, sir.

*golf clap*

/adjusts monocle.

Now, back to the yacht!

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Yeah, he looks a little too into it there. I can see him screaming out ""MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDD"" in the bedroom.

My thoughts on the original story vary wildly depending on how sexy the teacher was. Is that wrong?

You mean this isn''t normal? Damn home-schooling.