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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
The doctor ask him what happened.
"Well," the man says, "I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."