If Louisiana wants to claim any moral high ground here, they might want to try cracking down on boobs-for-beads flashing during Mardi Gras before they move on to pants.
No, GOD NOOOOOO!!!! If they did away with those, who would get to see the sexy small-of-the-back tatoos?!? Why would someone take that away from me, WHY, WHYYYY?
Great, maybe we can kick all the drug offenders out of prison and replace them with people even more numerous and less worthy of being locked up: the low-slung trouser swine.
A-frickin-men to that. About a month ago, I went shopping with my wife and her sister and as a result got stuck in a store approximately 5 times as long as it took me to pick out all my items. During the hour or so I had to kill I saw at least 5 women with lowriding jeans, shorts, or something similar and a midriff top with a big old roll hanging out. If I wore a shirt that allowed my burgeoning gut to flop freely about, I would hope that law enforcement would take the proper steps to spare innocent humanity.
It has been something of a preoccupation of my adult life that my shirt and pants always have a ""good handshake"" (to use the NASA term) with each other. It''s just my little way of keeping America beautiful.
Low-rise jeans on Britney: Good. Low-rise jeans on Wal-Mart shoppers: BAAAAAAD. But, for the ten slobs I see wearing those with a roll (or two) hanging out, seeing that one good one is worth it. But what''s up with the banning of clothing styles anyway? That''s not America! That''s not even Mexico.
Yet another reason to drive through Louisiana as quickly as possible. Better yet, avoid it completely. Not that I don''t have the highest respect for that filthy, stench-ridden, poorly maintained state and its clinically insane inhabitants.
Bah, even if it passed Legislature, they''d only enforce it in places like Tallulah or Shreveport. New Orleans wouldn''t even blink. It''s a waste of time, but deep-south legislatures have the fine art of time wasting down to an art form.
I agree with the law, but only for overweight people .
LOL, me and some friends were reminicing the other day about a dive bar in Auburn we went to a few years back. A girl there had on the midriff/hiphugger uniform and was looking pretty good. Then she bent over to take a shot at the pool table and it all came tumbling out. LOL, she must''ve been sucking it in something fierce!
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Yet another reason to drive through Louisiana as quickly as possible. Better yet, avoid it completely. Not that I don''t have the highest respect for that filthy, stench-ridden, poorly maintained state and its clinically insane inhabitants.
""Ooh look at me! I''m a high and mighty Florida resident who doesn''t have any problems whatsoever with all my theme parks, perfect white sand beaches, palm trees, lack of oil and gas platforms, and gobs of Yank retirees! I can''t be bothered with patchwork interstates, confusing exit ramps, or streets that smell like vomit and urine!""
If Louisiana wants to claim any moral high ground here, they might want to try cracking down on boobs-for-beads flashing during Mardi Gras before they move on to pants.
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
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Damn, I''m talking revolution.
Viva la pants!
Long live boobs-for-beads!
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It''ll never pass any kind of constitutional scrutiny.
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Jesus F''in Christ Almighty, is this *really* what some people do for a living? GET TO WORK!
I''d be pissed if I were a taxpayer in Louisiana right now.
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No, GOD NOOOOOO!!!! If they did away with those, who would get to see the sexy small-of-the-back tatoos?!? Why would someone take that away from me, WHY, WHYYYY?
"You know, hubbinsd, as much as I don't want to go into library science, I still think you're pretty sexy." -Wordsmythe
Great, maybe we can kick all the drug offenders out of prison and replace them with people even more numerous and less worthy of being locked up: the low-slung trouser swine.
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I agree with the law, but only for overweight people.
Do you ever walk alone like a drifter in the dark?
Down with pants!!! Down with pants!!!
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Up with miniskirts! up with miniskirts!
"You know, hubbinsd, as much as I don't want to go into library science, I still think you're pretty sexy." -Wordsmythe
Yeah, Dan is all over this issue.
“While American democracy is imperfect, few outside the majority of this court would have thought its flaws included a dearth of corporate money in politics.” - Justice John Paul Stevens
A-frickin-men to that. About a month ago, I went shopping with my wife and her sister and as a result got stuck in a store approximately 5 times as long as it took me to pick out all my items. During the hour or so I had to kill I saw at least 5 women with lowriding jeans, shorts, or something similar and a midriff top with a big old roll hanging out. If I wore a shirt that allowed my burgeoning gut to flop freely about, I would hope that law enforcement would take the proper steps to spare innocent humanity.
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It has been something of a preoccupation of my adult life that my shirt and pants always have a ""good handshake"" (to use the NASA term) with each other. It''s just my little way of keeping America beautiful.
Low-rise jeans on Britney: Good. Low-rise jeans on Wal-Mart shoppers: BAAAAAAD. But, for the ten slobs I see wearing those with a roll (or two) hanging out, seeing that one good one is worth it. But what''s up with the banning of clothing styles anyway? That''s not America! That''s not even Mexico.
Yet another reason to drive through Louisiana as quickly as possible. Better yet, avoid it completely. Not that I don''t have the highest respect for that filthy, stench-ridden, poorly maintained state and its clinically insane inhabitants.
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That was Britney Spears? I thought it was some middle aged asian woman.
If I ever envisioned a single legislature in US to declare itself a Fashion Police, I''d never thought it''d be Louisiana.
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Bah, even if it passed Legislature, they''d only enforce it in places like Tallulah or Shreveport. New Orleans wouldn''t even blink. It''s a waste of time, but deep-south legislatures have the fine art of time wasting down to an art form.
LOL, me and some friends were reminicing the other day about a dive bar in Auburn we went to a few years back. A girl there had on the midriff/hiphugger uniform and was looking pretty good. Then she bent over to take a shot at the pool table and it all came tumbling out. LOL, she must''ve been sucking it in something fierce!
""Ooh look at me! I''m a high and mighty Florida resident who doesn''t have any problems whatsoever with all my theme parks, perfect white sand beaches, palm trees, lack of oil and gas platforms, and gobs of Yank retirees! I can''t be bothered with patchwork interstates, confusing exit ramps, or streets that smell like vomit and urine!""
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