Spring In Central Park

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I Hear The Trees Are Blooming

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Two gay lovers took off most of their clothes, climbed up a tree in New York's Central Park and spent four hours engaging in sex acts and yelling abuse at police and firefighters.

Police said officers talked the men out of the three story high tree on Thursday night after the parks department had sent two cherry-pickers and firefighters had deployed an inflatable rescue mattress.

The couple, described by officials as a 32-year-old transsexual with female breasts wearing a purple thong and a 17-year-old boy in white boxer shorts, were admitted to the hospital for psychiatric evaluation.

At one point during the standoff in the larch tree -- an evergreen with pine-like needles -- the 32-year-old rejected a police officer's offer of a can of soda.

"This is a Coke. I wanted vanilla Diet Pepsi," he was quoted as saying in newspaper reports.

Why oh why couldn''t it be lesbians?

I''d''ve settled for a heterosexual couple.

"Certis" wrote:

Why oh why couldn''t it be lesbians?

Dude. I was thinking the same thing.

"Rat Boy" wrote:

I''d''ve settled for a heterosexual couple.

How about Mextrosexual?

I thought that was Courtney Love on the left there before reading the article.

"KrazyTaco[FO" wrote:

""]How about Mextrosexual?

Or worse, Metromexual.

"Minase" wrote:

I thought that was Courtney Love on the left there before reading the article.

She barely has the balance to climb a tree anymore, let alone have sex in one.

"Rat Boy" wrote:

She barely has the balance to climb a tree anymore, let alone have sex in one.

Now THAT I would pay to see. Coked up and horny, Courtney Love in a tree. Bring the kids.

Where is Ral? He''d be all over it. Ehh, I mean, figuratively speaking.

"Gorilla.800.lbs" wrote:

Where is Ral? He''d be all over it. Ehh, I mean, figuratively speaking.

Are you forgetting already? Ral is a Bea Arthur man.

Here I thought this was going to be a thread about someone waxing poetically about our beautiful weather and how nice the park is in the spring..

I should have known better...

NY I guess...!

It''s not even a good looking {transphobic slur}.

Not to mention he/she has very poor taste in sodas. Vanilla Pepsi sucks.

I just thought of something - All I have to do to get an NYPD Officer to buy me a coke is to climb a 3 story tree and have sex with a transvestite for 4 hours?

Such a deal!

All I have to do to get an NYPD Officer to buy me a coke is to climb a 3 story tree and have sex with a transvestite for 4 hours?

Not worth it, man. I ain''t climbin'' a 3 story tree fer nuthin''.

"Rat Boy" wrote:

I''d''ve settled for a heterosexual couple.

Had a couple of hikers decide to ""splish splash"" in a thermally fed creek right in front of my camp in Yellowstone. Don''t know if they didn''t see the guy in a Park Service uniform, or even the tents and the bear pole where all our food was hanging from. So I just started talking louder, and the next thing I knew, they were gone.

I guess that you just forget to look around when you''re 10 miles in the backcountry

Why not just use the good ''ole sniper rifle to get ''em out of the tree?

''cause {transphobic slur} in purple thongs don''t grow in trees, ya kn... Oh, wait, never mind...