Kingdom of Loathing

There isnt a limit on the amount of members. You can already join.

Hey, how''d I get ice cold beer in my inventory? Was it you guys?

p.s. It says I grew one of them cocoa guys, but how do I see its stats, etc? i can''t even tell I have it...

pps...ah hah! i found him.

ppps Mojo the Cocoabo rocks in all ways. Thanks guys!

"Alexander" wrote:

There isnt a limit on the amount of members. You can already join.

Yet another reason why KoL beats the snot out of CoH.

Yes it was us. After hunting yeti''s and donating enough to make sure we had 100k in our coffer I bought some beers from my own stash to celebrate.

"Roo" wrote:

Mojo the Cocoabo rocks in all ways. Thanks guys!

I do like them, though sometimes I wish mine (TastesLikeChicken) would heal me or attack the enemy instead of scratching around for meat.

I wish mine would find more meat then hit the enemy.

I wish mine would love me. It''s so mean.

I am in the process of gaining clan allies. After all we have pissed off clan ""Koyaanisaqatsi"" and possibly a few others. However I think we are more powerful than them. But it''s always a good idea to have a few friends.

Although their revenge messege is very intimidating I doubt they will retaliate anytime soon. They''ve just been attacked, and unless they get alot of funds quick they would be fools to attack with what they got now.

I know, but better safe than sorry.

I wish there was more to do once you ran out of adventures.

so if our clan attacks other clans... what do we get?

"painthappens" wrote:

so if our clan attacks other clans... what do we get? :D

We get bags of goodies. Instead of paying for them, we steal them.

Yeah but what do bags of goodies do? add items to the stash?

"painthappens" wrote:

Yeah but what do bags of goodies do? add items to the stash?

They are Clan Bling-Bling. The mo'' we have, the mo'' respect we be getting, Female Doggoes.

Is there someplace to see clan rankings and stats?

"KrazyTaco[FO" wrote:

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"painthappens" wrote:

Yeah but what do bags of goodies do? add items to the stash?

They are Clan Bling-Bling. The mo'' we have, the mo'' respect we be getting, Female Doggoes.

OH Female Doggoes

do they turn tricks and then give us meat?

do they turn tricks and then give us meat?

No. We give them meat. *rimshot*

"Strekos" wrote:

Is there someplace to see clan rankings and stats?

Visit The Hall of Records in Seaside Town.

LOL I found a ""WANG"" in the clan stash... wanted to see what it was... went to the untinkerer dude. Hilarity ensued

The Untinker begins prying around on your Wang with his screwdriver.
""Got it,"" he says. ""Here ya go.""

You acquire an item: WA

You acquire an item: NG

you can disassemble those too. I think you are supposed to spell wand.

"Alien13z" wrote:

you can disassemble those too. I think you are supposed to spell wand.

That would require a ""D"" : D Which I don''t have... or the clan doesn''t have anyway

Wang is actually a mini spellcheck thats used in the chat rooms. Its not very good I might say, but hell, atleast you can say you''ve got wang.

I''ve just discovered how awesome spicy noodles are. I got 39 extra adventures by eating 4 bowls of them. I think only pastamancers can make them, so if everybody puts all their dry noodles and spices in the stash, I will turn them all into spicy noodles. I already took all the special herbs and spices that were in the stash. I have a chef-in-the-box so it won''t cost me any adventures to do this.

The clan stash has shrunk from 100k meat to 70k meat in the last day. Someone really needed meat!

"Flux" wrote:

The clan stash has shrunk from 100k meat to 70k meat in the last day. Someone really needed meat!

I don''t think Members can take meat... I think Taco or Alexander bought Guild war supplies with it

True, we can''t take meat, there was buying.

I just spent all my adventures in the gym. I am now only 2 strength from being able to use a huge upgrade in weapons. As it is now, I get my butt kicked when fighting on the degrassi gnoll.

Going from a 15 power weapon to 70 power weapon should help, eh?

Yes, it would help.

"Flux" wrote:

I just spent all my adventures in the gym. I am now only 2 strength from being able to use a huge upgrade in weapons. As it is now, I get my butt kicked when fighting on the degrassi gnoll.

Going from a 15 power weapon to 70 power weapon should help, eh?

Unless you''re a wizzie character then it doesn''t make much of a difference Get better spells.... .but it seems most people on here are either seal clubbers or disco/accordian dudes

I have one of each and the disco/accordian two seem to do the most damage with their snooty moxie manouvers (Damn I need to learn how to spel!