Kingdom of Loathing

Okay, so I now have Roo_the_Bouv, a level 3 Puffin Terminator, with 11 muscle, and 6 & 6 in other stats.

Wanting to take full advantage of nepotism, I have a few questions

what few items of loot should I get from our vault (equipable items plus whatever small bonus)?

how do I gets me a decent pet for a muscle man such as myself, at lowly level 3?

How cool are you guys for finding this place? It''s hilarious. Oh and the wife finally let me show her it...but apparently only mildly humorous to her.

anyway, I''m having a blast. I left Roo_the_Bouv with about 5 adventure points so I could take advantage of your advice.

Once you complete the rat adventure in the typical tavern in the distant woods it''s pretty sweet for upping the stats.
Every adventure there costs ~50 meat and gives you like 5 drunkeness. (get the strong liver skill from the monks first).
In addition one of your skills might by increased. By a LOT. e.g. You gained 156 Fortitude... etc...

pretty sweet to round out a day''s adventuring by getting hammered in the tavern

"Eoin" wrote:

pretty sweet to round out a day''s adventuring by getting hammered in the tavern

""Hey baby, wanna wrestle?""

Just make sure you don''t go adventuring if you get falling down drunk, Roo.

Cool ! I didn''t know that about the tavern.

okay I''m just really bored at work now.

Help with getting my first pet? Still only level 3 but...

Also any equipment from our horde that would be better than my current ~power 20-40 stuff?

Go adventure in the spooky forest until you get something that you can place in your terrarium. Gotta have a terrarium. Mosquito larva is a good starter one.

Here''s my question: I found a meat globe in my inventory. No idea where I got it. I liked what it did. Where did I get it?

And what do enchanted brass knuckles do?

Enchanted BK''s give a greater chance for Crits.

The meat globe is a frequent traveller award for taking vacations through the shore. Use it, it kicks ass.

If you want a familiar I continuously put ""Cocoabos"" in the clan stash. Get one from there, best familiar in the game.

"Roo" wrote:

Also any equipment from our horde that would be better than my current ~power 20-40 stuff?

Hmmm, the best thing I can say is just look through what we have and see if there is anything that tickles your fancy.

Where can I get a nothing in a box to put my chefs skull in?

"Gaald" wrote:

Where can I get a nothing in a box to put my chefs skull in?

Combine a spring and a box. Box from the Funhouse and spring from the knoll.

"Alien13z" wrote:
"Gaald" wrote:

Where can I get a nothing in a box to put my chefs skull in?

Combine a spring and a box. Box from the Funhouse and spring from the knoll.

Plus there should be plenty of boxes in the clan holdings. And over a hundred springs there too. If you need items, it might be in the clan thing. It would save adv if you just got it there.

"karmajay" wrote:

Where is the Degrassi Knoll?

It''s down the road from Detexas School Book Depository.

It says I am out of adventures, what''s up?

Every day you get 40 adv. Plus 3 if you are in a clan (which you are) with a calender (which we have). Plus 4 more if you have a maid in a box. Which you need to build. Alcohol and food give you adventures as well.

I am not in the clan.

Or are you?

You should probably apply then.

OK, just applied to the clan. I guess KrazyTaco has to accept it.

"KrazyTaco[FO" wrote:

""]Every day you get 40 adv. Plus 3 if you are in a clan (which you are) with a calender (which we have). Plus 4 more if you have a maid in a box. Which you need to build. Alcohol and food give you adventures as well.

Also plus 1 for wearing a Dead Guy''s Watch.

"Flux" wrote:

OK, just applied to the clan. I guess KrazyTaco has to accept it.

True. Your fate is in my hands. Or Alexander''s. Or the monkey that keeps trying to touch me there. Ummm, please forget that last one.

I figured how much I earned today (Without any money coming from buffing people). It ended up being 66674 meat. The Ice Peak is the best place for getting meat. However if you want items all you will ever get are Yeti skins.

Hopefully by the end of the week we will be in the top clans when it comes to # of goody bags. We have 167 right now and need to have 271 to become 10th place. As long as I try to make smart attacks and at the same time try not to piss too many clans off, I think we can do this.

The only way to actually get to the icy peak is to have eXtreme cold weather gear, plus those yetis are tough to kill. I''ve been using my moxie to kill them. They do make good money tho.

Well, I am in the clan now. I am trying to figure out what is going on. I have a question to make meat paste but I can''t seem to do it with my hammer.

Thats becouse you can''t. To make meat paste go into the misc. section of your inventory, at the bottom should be an option to make meat paste, aswell as a meatstack.

OK, thanks. I am trying to put the action figure back together for a quest.

Well I''ve been trying to go it alone... Im a leve 5 Carbohydrate Cognoscenti and I still have no clue what I''m doing

I applied to your guild today, hopefully I can help out. I''ve been looking everywhere for a ""meat tank""... where the heck do I find one of these?

PAR

Adventure in degrassi knoll until you get a gnollish toolbox. Use the toolbox - you''ll get either parts or an empty meat tank. Repeat until you get a tank. Or just get one out of the clan stash

I plan on applying to the GWJ clan sometime this week, KrazyTaco. Are there any spots left?

I started adventuring last week and am currently at level 4. My mad Turtle Tamer skillz have been serving me well so far. Character name is slambie.