Kingdom of Loathing

"painthappens" wrote:

Is it my imagination or wasn''t there like 15000 meat in the clan thinger like a day ago and now theres 1000? :D

Actually there was around 50500, now there 1393. As Spot said, we have a meat tree.

Date: Wednesday, April 28, 02:02AM
From: KrazyTacoFO (#37598)

We now have a potted meat tree thing. It will give you 500 meat a day I believe. Also if you give me your 500 meat a day, Pyro will do unspeakable sexual acts to you. Hmmmm, in that case do not give me your meat, or Pyro will give you his.

What Alexander said.

So if the meat tree cost clan money... what other cool stuff can the clan buy? Is there a Adventure tree? I could use 500 adventures a day!

I see there is a empty spot in the guild hall area in the bottom left corner... must be somethign else to go there
Unless thats an admin button

"painthappens" wrote:

So if the meat tree cost clan money... what other cool stuff can the clan buy? Is there a Adventure tree? I could use 500 adventures a day!

I see there is a empty spot in the guild hall area in the bottom left corner... must be somethign else to go there
Unless thats an admin button :D

There really is an Adventure tree type thing. It is a calender with stick women and it gives you a few adventures extra each day. Oh ya and the admin button only gives me alcohol and sex, that is what we actually used the clan money for. Buying me Bourbon and woman. In real life.

Anyone actually getting 500 meat a day from that tree? Doesn''t seem to work for me or does it add the meat to the clan

Hasn''t worked for me either, lets hope it goes to the clan.

I read this about the meat tree in the KoL forums:

But one one-hundredth
of your coffer grows new Meat,
up to five hundred.

also

If you''re interested
It''s like a savings account
Compounding daily.

Hmmmm, I know that in my previous clan it gave me 500/day. Hmmmmmm, sound slike a conspiracy.

Maybe they just gave it to you? Can you give meat to people? I haven''t found a way. I can send items via the message window but never figured out how to offer meat or items directly... I know someone has done it cause I got beers

And Damnit! I want to be able to get drunker than 15 drunkiness

"KrazyTaco[FO" wrote:

""]Hmmmm, I know that in my previous clan it gave me 500/day. Hmmmmmm, sound slike a conspiracy.

Your previous clan probably had at least 50000 meat in the coffer.

"Strekos" wrote:
"KrazyTaco[FO" wrote:

""]Hmmmm, I know that in my previous clan it gave me 500/day. Hmmmmmm, sound slike a conspiracy.

Your previous clan probably had at least 50000 meat in the coffer.

Sounds like we need to get lots of meat into our coffer. Lets give guys!

Just started playing, my name is ""Crappypants"" ... only lvl2 today though, I wish we weren''t limited on missions!

Its like enforced ""rest time""... *chuckles*

I am now a Level 2 Pastamancer named Alien13z. I will join the guild as soon as I am able.

Hey, I''ve got all the parts for a car, but I can''t figure out how to build it. Any thoughts, you guys?

"Sanjuro" wrote:

Hey, I''ve got all the parts for a car, but I can''t figure out how to build it. Any thoughts, you guys?

You need to make about 10 meat pastes and a meat stack

then select Combine stuff.
Combine the rims with the tires=dope wheels
COmbine spring and sproket=sproket assembly
Combine Sproket assembly with Cog=cog and sproket assembly
Combine empty meat tank with meat stack=full meat stack
COmbine full meat tank with cog and sproket assembly=meat engine (these are also used to make other things (like clockwork maid and goblin autoplunger) so if you can make three meat engines.
Combine meat engine with dobe wheels=Bitchin meat car

I think thats it

FYI: meat engine + frilly skirt=clockwork maid=4 extra adventures a day
Meat engine plus goblin plunger=gobline autoplunger=60 damage or whatnot rating

I also figured out how to make pizzas I never have the stuff to make them... but I know how... wad of dough (used to make flat dough)
Flat dough + tomato=cooked into a plain pizza (boring but gives adventures)
Plain pizza plus knob sausage=cooked into a knob sausage=more adventures

Dude, you are an encyclopedia of Loathing. Thanks PH.

Trying to adventure once you''ve reached Falling Down Drunk state is pretty damn funny.

Does anyone know where can I find a Stuffed Parrot and the Swashbuckling Pants for the Swashbuckler Outfit?

I''ll give you those pants. To what name would you like them to?

Pr0n legs + Ketchup or Catsup = Pr0n cocktail

This seems to be one of the best foods (other than the key lime pies) imo.

P0rn legs? Where can I get me some of that?

I''ve got 6 pronlegs, anyone have and catsup?

i always have to get my ketchup from the Hermit.

"Sanjuro" wrote:

Dude, you are an encyclopedia of Loathing. Thanks PH.

I wish

Hey this one is the best... FREE 10000 meat:D

Once you get level 6 you get a scroll ""Streange leaflet""... You can read it and play a mini game.... kinda liek a text adventure... well there''s a code you can type in to get 10000 meat... plus 100 poitn to each stat... SWEET!

I can''t remember the code offhand as the site I found it on isn''t working anymore... Its something like zzxyyx or something like that... someone post it here if they remember it I''m gonna try to find it again and post it later

For all you mad levellers, the clan gym is a great place if you want to pick up some stat points quickly.

Buy a load of beer, go to gym.
Come out a level higher...

Painthappens: they might have fixed it, I got a treasure chest containing a portable house.

Ok I found the code again.... and umm yeah I''m not giving it out here That would be too easy... SO anyway I''d check this site out to find it

*SPOILER*
http://www.xyzzynews.com/

Oh and there is more than just the portable house in the leaflet... *Cough* Spoiler *Cough* Look behind yon treasure chest *Cough* and FYI: When you do find the code on the site above, you have to use it on the first page I think