Kingdom of Loathing

I made 4 meat cars which I was gonna donate to the clan... of course you can''t donate meat cars Damnit!

How do you make a meat car? I think I have most of the components.

you need if I recall:
Cog
Spring
Sproket
Knollish toolbox
Meat Stack
a bunch of Meat Paste
Rims
Tires
Gum on a string
Worthless trinket

Ok... take the gum on a string to the sewer (town in market)
get a worthless trinket (or geenee triket? somethign like that) from sewer
take to hermit
get sweet rims
Adventure in Knoll Hills (? name?)
Untill you find: Knollish toolbox, spring, cog, sproket, and tires
Use the knollish toolbox and you get a empty meat tank.
Combine empty meat tank with meat stack=full meat tank
Combine spring and sproket and get a sproket assebly.
combine the Sprokey assembly with the cog to get a cog and sproket assembly
combine that with the full meat tank and get a meat engine
combine tires and rim to get wheels and rim (sweeet wheels?)
combine that with the meat engine

I think thats how it works....
I think I dumped most of the items into the clan swag area so you should find them if you need a spare part.

*Edit: I can''t spell and I don''t want to even attempt to fix all that

I applied with my Noodle Neophyte, strangely enough my character name is Strekos.

You need a clockwork maid! Just create a meat engine, and combine it with the frilly skirt. Gives you 4 extra adventures a day.

and buzzvang: don''t click on the clan name yet, go to the bottom of the list of all the clans, and you can join it there.

Ooh I am now a Starch Savant, with my trusty mosquito sidekick, Glarp.

You can make a Gnollish Autoplunger by combining a Gnollish Plunger with a meat engine too. I haven''t really figured out what to do with it yet except use it as a 60 power weapon though.

Save that meat engine and build a Bitching Meat Car like I did.

"Alexander" wrote:

Save that meat engine and build a Bitching Meat Car like I did.

Yeah, hit the pine, meat!

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Ok, everyone that has told me who they are on this site or through a message has been added to the clan.

We actually have 25 members, not bad.

"Strekos" wrote:

I applied with my Noodle Neophyte, strangely enough my character name is Strekos.

My mosquito is named Assface and he''s 14 lbs. He''s so cute.

"Pyroman[FO" wrote:

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"Strekos" wrote:

I applied with my Noodle Neophyte, strangely enough my character name is Strekos.

My mosquito is named Assface and he''s 14 lbs. He''s so cute.

My Cocoabo is named Lil Krazy and is 19 lbs. He is such the little dickens.

My Cocoabo, Fro is 19 lbs aswell. You guys should get Cocoabos, they restore hit and mojo points, find extra meat, and attack the enemy during battles. Although not all the time, but often.

"Alexander" wrote:

My Cocoabo, Fro is 19 lbs aswell. You guys should get Cocoabos, they restore hit and mojo points, find extra meat, and attack the enemy during battles. Although not all the time, but often.

They also ""confuse"" the enemy. I think this prevents the enemy from hitting you.

How do you get a familiar?

I''m a turtle tamer and I''ve got a terrarium, but I think I''m missing something.

I submitted a join request. My character is Ravious Flavius, the level 3 parsley enchanter.

My Grue named Grog is still only 9 pounds, but he attacks every turn and (when he hits) does a lot of damage. I had a 19-pound mosquito named Stinger, but mosquitos just don''t hit often enough or give you enough life back.

I want a meat golem! I added fairy gravy to the dried face and got a meat face (it''s cute) and now I don''t know what to add it to.

I just got Asshat, the 1lb floating potato. I have no idea what potatoes do.

To get the golem combine the meat face with the wooden figure, then combine that with magicalness-in-a-can.

Where do you get a cocoabo?

Combine 4 cocoa eggshell fragments to get the cocoa egg.

"Pyroman[FO" wrote:

""]I just got Asshat, the 1lb floating potato. I have no idea what potatoes do.

I think they slow the enemy down.

Polq37: Get one of the mosquito larva and put in in the terrarium.

Oh! I just got a ghoul Sweet
Course I didn''t find it I got it from the clan storage... but hey! its cool and he restores health
I''ve named him Argg

"painthappens" wrote:

Oh! I just got a ghoul Sweet
Course I didn''t find it I got it from the clan storage... but hey! its cool and he restores health
I''ve named him Argg :D

I put that ghoul in there I also put like 5000 other things today in it.

Cool, I''ve gotta Bitchin Meatcar (my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas).

40 adventures go by sooo fast

Is it my imagination or wasn''t there like 15000 meat in the clan thinger like a day ago and now theres 1000?

Yeah, now we gotta meat tree but I''ll be damned if I know what it does.