K. My girlfriend wants me to shave. Like, shave everything. And I'm not just talking about my private area, although that is included.
She wants me to shave my chest and stomach as well.
Not that I'm super-hairy man, but...
It takes me 15 minutes to shave my face alone. Granted, I have a rather large noggin, therefore a big face... Anyway, that's not my point.
I feel the act of a man shaving himself to be rather, uh, METROsexual to say the very least.
She insists that this is not the case and that she knows a lot of guys who shave their entire body.
A LOT of guys!?!
I know some guys who are bodybuilders who shave down for competitions and I'll even cop to taking a trimmer to my overall self to keep the hedges neat, if you will.
But regular guys? Even guys who work out on a regular basis, like I try to do, but who are never going to be in any kind of show-me-the-muscles competition? Shaving all the way down?
In the words of Tony Soprano, "This sounds very gay."