This is kinda creepy

"spot778" wrote:

Chicken at your command

People are sick, the end is nigh, and the chickens are taking over. That is all.

Gahh! What the hell was that?

Now if only it was made of Leather..... A leather rooster outfit... and if only they made leather chickens to go with it... and if the chicken could lay a leather egg... Umm Nevermind

Man...

Did anyone else give the chicken commands? I did, and am a little disturbed now.

Holy Lord, That chicken/man is one of the best dancers I have ever seen!

Corporate America *really* needs to stay the hell away from the web.

I''m really not sure what to do with that. First instinct is to put in strange and/or obscene requests, but first reaction says, ""What if he does it?""

Why the hell is the chicken man wearing a garter belt?!?

Ummmm, its probably not a good sign that I noticed that, is it?

I got him to ""lay an egg"" and jump !

I am surprised at how broad the chicken''s vocabulary is. I asked it to jump, sit, drink beer, play dead, and masturbate, and it didn''t balk at any of them, although the latter (thankfully) was somewhat unconventional.

I am pretty sure this is the weirdest thing I''ve ever seen.

"alien13z" wrote:

I am surprised at how broad the chicken''s vocabulary is.

So you don''t think it''s just a guy in chicken suit that lost a bet?

I''m terrified. That is one ugly chicken.

I told him to ""die"" and he strangled himself to death... okay, then. Suicidal bondage chicken!

The chicken does the electric slide and break dances.

The chicken can also ""Pluck himself""

Tell him to Pee on the couch, good times.

http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/clipDa...

seems they all redirect to a wagging finger video, just try the commands alone I guess.

this sure is one fun distraction from work. Sent it out to my colleagues already.

build a fort, make a sandwich, urinate, do the robot, riverdance are all pretty funny.

nice bit of work for a giant corporation if you ask me

""shoot out the light"" seems to work...

That''s wild stuff!
/Carson

He even moonwalks!

This is beyond creepy. Maybe opening the box wasn''t the best idea after all...

"VicD714" wrote:

Why the hell is the chicken man wearing a garter belt?!?

Ummmm, its probably not a good sign that I noticed that, is it?

You''re not alone. i asked him if they were garters and he stroked them, then shook his head....
Then i had him do 5 pushups. He looked pretty dead after that...go figure.

There is no way in hell that Burger King endorses Chicken Man. Chicken Man is borrowing Burger King''s intellectual property, that''s all.

"Alien13z" wrote:

I am surprised at how broad the chicken''s vocabulary is. I asked it to jump, sit, drink beer, play dead, and masturbate, and it didn''t balk at any of them, although the latter (thankfully) was somewhat unconventional.

I am pretty sure this is the weirdest thing I''ve ever seen.

Nope, this post is the wierdest thing I have ever seen.

I asked him to vomit, fart, and do drugs. I don''t know what the heck he was doing, but it sure wasn''t drugs.

I managed to get it to go away. An amazing feat I must say. This freaked me out SOOOO much too.

This was possibly the coolest thing I''ve seen in at least an hour or so! Other than that bowl of rice I just ate.

Well, thank you God, he at least won''t get naked...