Someone call the SPCA on Slambie!

We have a mortal offender on this here forum.

I call the defendant, Slambie, to explain herself. What prompted you to do this to a poor, defenseless kitty?

The International Underground of Bilge Cats demands an explanation!

I dunno about defenseless... That cat looks mighty fierce. And did you see the hat!?! Vicious.

Cats are not defenseless. They are psychotic little hairballs that do things at nights that will give a grown man nightmares. If you ever find yourself with a bunch of cats at night, bring a hose.

All cats look more or less that evil to me.

Holy crap, Farscry! You''re going to bring PETA down on my head with an announcement like that.

Rest assured, however, that no cats have ever been injured, stressed, or otherwise put upon in the making of the p*ssy Parodies series.

Unfortunately, I''ve only had time to do just the teaser so far. But I have some great pics in the hopper for more....Phear my photoshopping skillz!

This is the only website that ever made me feel sorry for a cat.

Yes, I''ve posted it before, but at least it isn''t the kitty cat dance.

Somehow, I feel that the champion of the Kitty Cat Dance (of Doom) shouldn''t be the first to complain about the maltreatment of cats.

Didn''t you read what those cats can do, and besides them kitties got their own WANTED posters

"Gorack" wrote:

This is the only website that ever made me feel sorry for a cat.

Yes, I''ve posted it before, but at least it isn''t the kitty cat dance.

Oh man, that site kills me every time. I''m having a hard time typing. Every cat on that page has this ""just wait until you go to sleep"" look in its eyes. Maybe it hits home more because I had a couple cats growing up and loved to mess with them. I didn''t dress them in rabbit hats, though...

Do those cats have their ears clipped? I always thought they were just pissed off, but looking again, it looks almost permanent...

I like the way the cartoon cats on that site look manically happy, while the real cats just terrified, yet homicidal...

It''s the breed Chumpy, I''ve forget the name but for some reason I think it''s British.

The cats with bent ears on that website are Scottish Folds.

"Alien Love Gardener" wrote:

Somehow, I feel that the champion of the Kitty Cat Dance (of Doom) shouldn''t be the first to complain about the maltreatment of cats. :P

Seconded!

"Gorack" wrote:

This is the only website that ever made me feel sorry for a cat.

Yes, I''ve posted it before, but at least it isn''t the kitty cat dance.

That''s one of the funniest and yet dumbest things I''ve seen all year

Must not buy cat to buy cat gear..... MUST NOT!

"baggachipz" wrote:

Every cat on that page has this ""just wait until you go to sleep"" look in its eyes.

Considering the humiliation those poor cats have to put with, I really couldn''t blame them for getting some payback.

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Cat''s last hour...

"slambie" wrote:

The cats with bent ears on that website are Scottish Folds.

The pianists with bent ears on this website are Ben Folds.

"Sanjuro" wrote:
"slambie" wrote:

The cats with bent ears on that website are Scottish Folds.

The pianists with bent ears on this website are Ben Folds.

Rofl.

Oh, man... too funny!

Gorack, that dress-up-the-kitty website is PRICELESS.

"AlienLoveGardener" wrote:

Somehow, I feel that the champion of the Kitty Cat Dance (of Doom) shouldn''t be the first to complain about the maltreatment of cats.

The Kitty Cat Dance is an expression of kitty cat pride, a celebration of felinity, and an inspiration to cats and kittens everywhere. Yea, the Kitty Cat Dance aspires to such lofty stature as to be unto the Kitty Anthem of the world!

It makes me want to sing! Sing! SING!

Cat! I''m a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance!

*ahem*

"Slambie" wrote:

Rest assured, however, that no cats have ever been injured, stressed, or otherwise put upon in the making of the p*ssy Parodies series.

Well, that''s good enough for me, then.

I do anticipate the unveiling of the rest of the kitty photos!

I am so seriously starting to wonder about the state of your mental health, Farscry. Does anybody live near him?