Is it me?

Swarvey, people are taking the stall next to you because it is the lesser of two evils. There are only two stalls between your end stall and the handicapped stall. If they stay out of the handicapped stall, then they have to pick one either next to the handicapped stall or the one next to you. Since there''s always a chance a handicapped guy will come in, and nobody wants to crowd him, then the stall next to your end is the only logical choice.

Does anyone else notice that if you know who is in the stall, the stink is worse than anonymous stink?

Thank God I never take a dump in a public restroom. Our office, and every facility I support, has at least one or two single toilet restrooms with a locking door.

I take mine at home.

On the off chance that somebody out there hasn''t played this game yet, give it a shot.

I hate you now.

"Vector" wrote:

I hate you now. :wink:

You didn''t already?

You know, when you inhale someone''s gas, you''re introducing molecules that were inside of him/her into your body, into your bloodstream. That right there is getting you closer to the other person than even sex would.

That''s it, I''m not reading anymore of Mex''s posts. I feel as if I''ve been mexually harrassed or something.

mexually harrassed

I think maybe on time or another we''ve all been mexually harrassed mentally.

mexually harrassed

I think maybe on time or another we''ve all been mexually harrassed mentally.

You didn''t already?

Not to these extremes.

"Rat Boy" wrote:

That''s it, I''m not reading anymore of Mex''s posts. I feel as if I''ve been mexually harrassed or something.

Lol, classic!

Yes, I''m having to resort to reading to b00bie links at the Shack just to unplug from this thread.

You know, when you inhale someone''s gas, you''re introducing molecules that were inside of him/her into your body, into your bloodstream. That right there is getting you closer to the other person than even sex would

Oh...my...god. That is one of the most horrible things I have ever heard.

Well, just look for me in the Guinness Book of World Records sometime next year, cause I now vow to be the person who can hold their breath longer than anyone else in the world.

Jeebus!

"Vector" wrote:

Not to these extremes. :)

Fine, sorry about that. Try playing this game instead, it''s much better.

I ain''t even gonna click that.

You''re a f*cking bad person, Bagga.

Curses, I would have gotten away with that had I worded it friendlier. At least I got Sanjuro. This isn''t the last you''ve seen of me! Muhahahaha!!

raises cape in front of handlebar-mustached face, disappears into a poof of smoke

raises cape in front of handlebar-mustached face, disappears into a poof of smoke

Oh man, I hope that smoke is a special effect...

Yeah, I have trouble with toots. It definitely occurs to me every single time that I am inhaling ass particles. That is not a thing I wish to do with any regularity.

Worst... Pee.... Ever.....

At a Redskins game 2 years ago. After 8 beers my bladder decides I should really release the 2 Litters of liquid NOW! I make the mad dash for the restroom. It is the middle of the third Quarter, so NO ONE is in the bathroom but me, oh and this other guy..... There are 45 Urinals on the wall, I go to the last on on the right, close to the exit, less walking that way....

So anyways, I start the pee, I can tell I am going to be here a while. It starts out like the best pee of my life, so relaxing, so gratifying....

Then the random dude in the bathroom decides now is the time to walk up to me, place his arm on my shoulder, and tell me about the Baltimore Ravens lossing today in a drunken slur. So there I am, mid-stream, with about 45 seconds of peeing left to do, and some 50 year old dude that I don''t know touching me whilst I finish... I mean what do you do in that instance? To top it all off, the dude did not even have to pee, he just wanted to talk (i hope thats all he wanted)!

To be honest, I can''t even remember the rest of the story, I have blocked the drunken memory out of mind......

Here''s a question: why do some people leave their BM floating in the bowl? I have never understood this. It really doesn''t take a lot of time to ensure that the BM has moved on down the line.

You like to watch, dont you Alien13z?

On bad days, Ive almost puked catching a glimpse as I turn to flush. Ive made it a habit these days to flush while sitting so I dont have to look.

Rokk, you elbow him in the face and move to another stall.

Okay...I''m running away now.

"fangblackbone" wrote:

Ive made it a habit these days to flush while sitting so I dont have to look.

Yeah but then you get the butt-splash. That''s no good.

"Rokk" wrote:

To be honest, I can''t even remember the rest of the story, I have blocked the drunken memory out of mind......

That''s a bad spot for an ellipsis. Cue the porn soundtrack! Bow-wokka-wokka-bow-bow.

Okay...I''m running away now.

You cannot run away! We still have much fluids to discuss!

Yeah but then you get the butt-splash. That''s no good.

Too true, too true!

Hopefully someday we will have nanobots that travel up your ass and disintegrate your excrement of various flavors for you. Think of all the water we''ll save, not to mention the cleaner air!

"fangblackbone" wrote:

nanobots that travel up your ass

My old boss?

nanobots that travel up your ass

My old boss?

*badum*psssssth*!

Try the veal people! He''s here all week.

Is this thing on?