This is probably an old article on the Onion

But I found it very funny

http://www.theonion.com/onion3311/mi...

I''ve always rather liked this one:

Blockbuster sponsors tenth circle of Hell

One of my all time favorites:

http://www.theonion.com/onion2920w/b...

Another, since I lived there:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3627/vi...

Speaking of places we live in showing up in the Onion, this was a great article from the 9/11 special:

Security Beefed Up at Cedar Rapids Public Library

I''ve always been fond of the shorts near the bottom such as:

VOLUME 36 ISSUE 46 "” 20 DECEMBER 2000
Letter From Employer Thankfully Omits Balls-Copying Incident
SAN FRANCISCO"”Randall Konerko, a 39-year-old database administrator looking for a new job in the field, was relieved to learn Monday that a letter of recommendation from his former employer makes no reference to the Dec. 11 balls-copying incident that led to his dismissal. ""Whew, that''s a relief,"" said Konerko after an interview with Luminant Worldwide. ""I was sure Mr. Alland would mention that whole thing, but, mercifully, he didn''t."" Konerko has made a promise to himself never to engage in testicular Xeroxing, even if it''s 2 a.m. and the office seems to be completely empty.

Not sure if this has been posted before, but I couldn''t find it. Another funny video game article on the Onion.
http://www.theonion.com/onion3627/video_game_characters.html

VOLUME 31 ISSUE 18 "” 13 MAY 1997
Study: Uneducated Outbreeding Intelligentsia 2-To-1
CHICAGO"”In a report with dire implications for the intellectual future of America, a University of Chicago study revealed Monday that the nation''s uneducated are breeding twice as soon and twice as often as those with university diplomas. ""The average member of the American underclass spawns at age 15, compared to age 30 for the average college-educated professional,"" study leader Kenneth Stalls said. ""America''s intellectual elite, as a result, is badly losing the genetic marathon, with two generations of dullards born for every one generation of cultured literates."" Added Stalls: ""At this rate, by the year 2100 there will be five smart people on Earth, swallowed whole by more than 12 billion mouth-breathers incapable of understanding the binary exponentiation that swamped the Earth with their like."" High-school dropout Mandi Drucker, 16, said of the findings, ""All I know is, we''re in love.""

And something that is almost as funny as the Onion itself, this Wired story.

My favorite was a caption for a picture on the side.

""Burundi Beef Council - ''Please Send Beef''""

That was a great one, Pred- the best part was their slogan: ""Beef- If Only It Could Be For Dinner""