I Have Found The Beasties!

If you're like me, and you think that those new Quizno's commercials (www.quiznos.com if you have no clue what I'm talking about) with the musical monstrosities are the funniest thing on Earth, you'll be pleased to know that with some serious blood, sweat and internet tears, I have located their origins.

Go forth!

I love that! Also check out the Viking Kitties ""Gay Bar"" on that site. Hilarious!

That is some freaky-arse stuff. I love it!

Check out Mr. Johnson too.

That freakin'' song is in my head all day.

""For things to eat or oil changes, or pony rides, or for hair plugs! Any coupon works. Beware of paper cuts!""

Those commercials are awesome. Have you seen the coupon generator on Quizno''s site?

Check out Mr. Johnson too.

I can honestly say that that was one of the most surreal Internet experiences of my life... Possibly not as bizarre as zombo.com, but weird...

EDIT: Extend that to all of rathergood.com, and confirm that it was, hands-down, the most surreal Internet experience I''ve ever had. The mind reels...

I''ve always like Quizno''s ads. Their pants ad is a classic for me.

""You are cursed with the legs of a goat!""; ""Nay, these are pants""

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""Quizno''s, we''re like the guy who wore pants instead of bushes.""

""I fear change, and I will keep my bushes.""

I want to die now...

The teeth on the this website are just atrocious all around. They''re not doing much for that English stereotype. And I just noticed the third (and much more disturbingly suggestive) verse on the Viking Kittens song. These dudes are strange.

My all time fav is here watch the volume, not really that work safe.