My Awesome Hoochie [56k warning]

Christmas came a little early this year with hoochie's parents coming over this evening for supper and gift giving. Hoochie and I decided to give each other our gifts too since they were ready. You know what she did? She spent months scraping money together and bought me this:

IMAGE(http://www.bladesbybrown.com/lotr/images/anduril.jpg)

There were only 5000 made world-wide and only one in this city and she got it for me. It comes with a certificate signed by John Howe, 24 karat gold plated fittings and the sword is just huge. I love it!

I hope everyone has a safe and happy holidays, I know I will!

Thanks baby

Now don''t go cutting yourself shaving...

Wow! Very cool. Try not to cuy your leg off swinging it around.

That''s just awesome. Go Hoochie!

I don''t think my girlfriend went that out of her way for me, though. I wouldn''t ever expect that of her; her gifts are always so incredibly thoughtful, and that''s what''s important. That''s why Hoochie''s gift for you is so cool, it''s very much something she had to have put a lot of thought and planning into!

I''m hoping to get that pair of slippers I''ve desired for so many years. As I gaze upon Christmases past, I think back to the disappointment each and every time the day comes and goes, only to have my feet as cold as the year before. But, this year will be different, it''s gotta be! I''ve been really good this year, what with marrying her and all, and I''d be so very happy to receive the slippers. My feet would thank her too. Oh, my stars! How lovely slippers would be...

Dude. Seriously. What is it with you and swords?

Wow... Certis, now instead of watching Lord of the Rings, you can reenact it...

I think she''s just hoping you cut yourself open so she can collect the insurance money.

I bet right now he''s posing in front of the mirror and going like ""Are you looking at me, punk?""

"Kriegshund" wrote:

I think she''s just hoping you cut yourself open so she can collect the insurance money.

Plus then she will run GWJ with Elysium. It will become GWJFS (Gamers with Jobs Fashion Show) where Pyro and Sway will model various video game outfits for us.

"LeapingGnome" wrote:

It will become GWJFS (Gamers with Jobs Fashion Show) where Pyro and Sway will model various video game outfits for us.

In!

You''ll poke your eye out.

thinking back to previous posts: I recommend that you don''t try to sleep on it.

Why can I only picture a grown man running through his backyard yelling ""FOR FRODO!"" whilst holding the sword with two hands.

I''m waiting for the video of Certis waving it around like that kid in the light saber video. He must also yell ""by the power of Greyskull!"" while doing it.

Yeah, I''m picturing a Star Wars Kid type video only with something being cleaved in twain at the end.

It''s a tragedy that the words ""cleaved in twain"" appear together so infrequently in modern conversation. Well, at least in everyone else''s household.

It''s just a flesh wound.

"LeapingGnome" wrote:

Plus then she will run GWJ with Elysium. It will become GWJFS (Gamers with Jobs Fashion Show) where Pyro and Sway will model various video game outfits for us.

This not only sounds like an excellent plan, well ... it''s an excellent plan. Sexy!

"Sway" wrote:

Yeah, I''m picturing a Star Wars Kid type video only with something being cleaved in twain at the end.

This was the first thing I thought of. It''s almost scary. That probably means it''s a prophecy.

Yeah, I''m picturing a Star Wars Kid type video

Episode One?

Remember, someone here recently recommended ""a fine gift of the sword"" recently? Weird!! But that a great gift!

This is what MY wife is getting me:

http://shop.mooto.com/English/shop_ItemDetail.asp?group_no=1883

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*edit by Certis*

Smaller image = good!

Dude. Seriously. What is it with you and swords??

I consider them conversation pieces mostly. We have people over and everyone, no matter how old they are, is interested in the sword and wants to hold it. I don''t know, I enjoyed the movies and I like fantasy books so it seems like a natural fit to me. I doubt I''ll get many more, I only wanted a few specific ones.

"Gorilla.800.lbs" wrote:

Remember, someone here recently recommended ""a fine gift of the sword"" recently? Weird!! But that a great gift!

This is what MY wife is getting me:

She''s getting you a bong?

Nice sword, sweet bong too .

"Certis" wrote:

I consider them conversation pieces mostly.

I think that''s what Kruschev and Castro said about the Cuban nukes.

Does your homeowners insurance go down if you have a sword?

For a sec I thought I was going to see a 32 bit picture of your actual hoochie. Sword''s ok I guess.

"Kriegshund" wrote:

She''s getting you a bong?

No, she''s getting me a Taekwondo speedbag.

Certis, sorry about the initial image.

Still looks like a bong to me!

"Unforseen_Power" wrote:

Still looks like a bong to me! :)

But what doesn''t look like a bong?

THUNDERCATS, HO!