Name that column

According to Elysium

Random Elysium

Elysium Today

This is Elysium

Elysium Speaks

Elysium Says

Deus Elysium: Invisible Column

New Father knows Best.

Some more highly brilliant suggestions:

""The Mocking Beard""

""The Early Beard""

""Beard of Prey""

Beard of Paradise

Blue Beard of Happiness

Big Beard

Beard Watching

At this rate, Elysium will come up with a title to mock everybody who''s offered a suggestion.

"Tanacite" wrote:

Just drop Soap:

Elysium''s Box

Do you mean, ""Just Dropped the Soap""? Because that has a whole different connotation...

Daily Elysium presents Soap Box II: THE BLOODENING!

Elysium''s Alternatively Named Column

That Other Guy Who Isn''t Certis'' Column (Who Also Isn''t Pyro or Sway)

Random Neuropathway Connections That Yield Tangible Output From the Brain of Elysium

Just Another Editorial Column Amongst Thousands on The Internet

Grumpy Ol'' Elysium''s Porchfront Ranting

Reaper''s Rants... oh... my bad.

Elysium''s Box

Uh... that''s not much better connotation wise...

My bad, does Elysium have another meaning?