Scientist has device that will incur an orgasm in a woman at the press of a button.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/32...
So far, no volunteers.
What kind of a world would we live in if all it took to satisfy a woman was to press a button.
Scientist has device that will incur an orgasm in a woman at the press of a button.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/32...
So far, no volunteers.
What kind of a world would we live in if all it took to satisfy a woman was to press a button.
Now if only they can figure out how to put the button on the TV remote, men will never miss a game of football again! That''s truly outstanding Thanksgiving news! Very timely, Lawyeron!
Money can't buy you happiness...but it can buy you a boat big enough to sell right up next to it!-David Lee Roth
For a second, I thought this was a personal ad from Lawyeron.
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
EvilHomer3k wrote:You are an evil, evil person.
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For a second I thought this topic was about women who fake orgasms in general. I was going to suggest Rat Boy break out his little black book and pick a name at random
“Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.” ― Howard Thurman
Says the guy who''s buying his girlfriend a sword. Don''t let the pressure get to you.
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
EvilHomer3k wrote:You are an evil, evil person.
Baron Of Hell wrote:YOU VILLAIN!
Zinger!
Money can't buy you happiness...but it can buy you a boat big enough to sell right up next to it!-David Lee Roth
Hey, that sword was for me! I come first!
sh*t.
“Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.” ― Howard Thurman
Certis is my hero. He deflected a Zinger away from me and took the hit himself!
Hello my baby!!!
It appears the button works for more than just women...
Money can't buy you happiness...but it can buy you a boat big enough to sell right up next to it!-David Lee Roth
I want one of these for my boss.
""Hi, can I have a raise?"" *surreptitious button press*
""YES YES YES!!!!""
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Best. Thread. Ever.
I started my own blog so when I feel the need to make an ass out of myself, I won't have as far to go.
Ugh, it''s like a sit-com plot in about 2 years (or current on BBC). Situation: woman is trying to make a good impression on boss/in-laws/important person. Then kids/pet/confused cleaning person find the ""special"" remote, and having no idea what it is, begin pressing the button and comedy ensues.
Oh, I don''t want hilarity to ensue, I just want a raise.
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gotta agree. that is a funny thread.
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On the bright side, horny housewives will no longer have to cannibalize their kids'' Tickle Me Elmos...
""Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Oh boy!""
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
EvilHomer3k wrote:You are an evil, evil person.
Baron Of Hell wrote:YOU VILLAIN!
And the laughs come to a screeching halt as everyone turns to look at Rat Boy... ""What?""
I''ll never look at Elmo the same way...
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I thought that what the ""spin cycle"" on the washing machine was for.
Hello my baby!!!
Actually today''s modern females prefer Hokey Pokey Elmo....
..and you shake it all about....
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""You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out...
You put your left foot in, and you shake it all about!""
Kinda makes those lyrics from the hokey pokey sound more sinister. Just what is Elmo putting his left foot in?
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You guys are going to make me cry. Should I be thankful Big Bird has not been brought into the conversation?
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Big Bird? I would''ve bet money on somebody bringing up Bert and Ernie''s relationship before Big Bird.
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
EvilHomer3k wrote:You are an evil, evil person.
Baron Of Hell wrote:YOU VILLAIN!
Bah, too easy. If they''re not horizontal and juxtaposed 24/7, I ain''t bald.
Besides, I thought this was old news. Looks like the BBC finally located the clitoris. They could have asked those chaps from Monty Python.
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See, Big Bird is just the Sesame Street pimp. He whores out all the lesser Muppets.
And you wonder why Oscar is always so grouchy?
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What about this woman?
Most women complain they can''t even get one, let alone 800.
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
EvilHomer3k wrote:You are an evil, evil person.
Baron Of Hell wrote:YOU VILLAIN!
Actually, I feel rather sorry for her after reading the article; that doesn''t sound pleasant. Hopefully they find something that can help her.
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I''m so afraid to click on any link in this thread while at work. THere was a news item 2 years ago about a surgeon inserting a device in a woman''s spine that sends out little shocks, that was intended for pain therapy. While adjusting it and testing it, the patient is awake. So the doc hits the switch and asks if it helps with the pain. The woman''s reaction was...not so very expected, as she...well the same thing as thread intro implies. Just that this story happened least year and a half ago or more. And yes, the intent of the surgery was to give her a button to push to relieve the pain...
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Seems she could benefit from the same study. Learning how to stimulate on demand is similar knowlege to learning how to block stimulation on demand.
Roo, that sounds like the exact same Doctor. He was a pain specialist and they describe an event similar to the one you did. The doctor was working on a patient that had back pains and then that happened and he changed his field of work.
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