Micheal Jackson back in the News

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CNN wrote:

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Investigators from the Santa Barbara County District Attorney's Office and Sheriff's Department searched entertainer Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch on Tuesday as part of an "ongoing criminal investigation," a spokesman said.

The search warrant was served at 8:30 a.m. (11:30 a.m. ET), said Chris Pappas, a spokesman for the sheriff's department.

A source close to Jackson said the singer was not at or near the ranch, but was in the country. The execution of the search warrant came as a "total surprise," the source said.

No details were released about what sparked the criminal investigation.

The search was conducted on the same day that Epic Records released his greatest hits album and DVD "Michael Jackson Number Ones."

Nobody really knows anything at this point, though MSNBC says it's in regards to allegations by a 12-year old boy and that the police came down in a "convoy" of law enforcement vehicles complete with portable toilet, they're going to be there a while Story

I don't really care much about this, but it's highly amusing to see him getting treated like this. Maybe it'll stick this time.

Maybe Alien should change his avatar to OJ.

Don''t they have to let you see the warrant which states what they are searching for?

Maybe it''s for a music video.

"LeapingGnome" wrote:

Don''t they have to let you see the warrant which states what they are searching for?

Yeah but they don''t have to plaster it on CNN. Jackson hasn''t said a word yet.

I heard he had his mouth surgically removed.

I heard that one too. Apparently they used it to rebuild his nose.

Does it look like you avatar''s now?

Actually, I''m told he looks like something akin to thisnow.

EDIT: I should perhaps point out that you might not want to click that while someone''s looking over your shoulder,

After seeing this, I am getting really worried of what you guys dig up next.

Arrest Warrant Issued

This cracks me up

"BBC" wrote:

It follows a police search of the singer''s Neverland ranch in California, in relation to allegations of sexual abuse brought by a 12-year-old boy.

Jackson''s lawyers have said that the search on Tuesday was a smear campaign timed to hit the singer''s new album.

The US Government is entirely disturbed by this new album and will take great measures to see it sells poorly. These Lawyers are smooth.

Jackson is ""naive and gullible"", according to his friend Uri Geller

Heh.

With friends like these...

You know he''s bad, he''s bad...

"Pyroman[FO" wrote:

""]The US Government is entirely disturbed by this new album and will take great measures to see it sells poorly.

Exactly! Thank God somebody sees this for what it really is.

In prison, it doesn''t matter if your black or white. Every child molestor gets gang-beat regardless of race.

An arrest warrant has been issued for Jackson now, according to CNN.

Assuming he gets even one black on the jury, he will never go to prison.

I don''t think it matters if they are african american, white or purple. If they have the evidence and a child willing to back it up, he will go to jail.

All he needs is one plastic surgeon on the jury

Or one makeup artist...

I don''t think it matters if they are african american, white or purple. If they have the evidence and a child willing to back it up, he will go to jail.

Right. Tell that to Marcia Clark. Unless there''s a tape showing penetration, you''ll get a hung jury. Michael Jackson is one of those subjects that black and whites view completely differently. Most whites think he''s a freak who paid off a victim for silence, most blacks think he''s a genius who has been wrongly hounded by people after his money.

And now, the Out of Context Theater:

Unless there''s a tape showing penetration, you''ll get a hung jury.

This has been the Out of Context Theater.

I didn''t know he was considered black anymore. Though I tell you if he gets off I''ll be more pissed than OJ getting off. Child molestation is not funny, and getting off simply because of the color of your skin or how much you have in the bank is ludicrous. Hopefully he doesn''t though.

You should be happy to know, Pyro, he''s about as rich as he is black these days.

Um, Ralcydan do you actually know anybody who is black? Most of my friends who are black think The Gloved One is a complete joke, a single white female wannabe. It certainly hasn''t escaped the attention of anyone I know that he wants to look like a white Janet (Jackson). My ""Intro to African American Studies"" prof even brought in a series of photos of him from early childhood to current, along with photos of other black actors and musicians who have had cosmetic surgery for similar (but less psychotic) reasons. I would have to say that nobody in the class, black, white, asian or whoever felt anything but derisive and dismissive pity for him. He purposefully has left the black community. Nobody misses him.

Ralcydan do you actually know anybody who is black?

Yes, and they aren''t the ""liberal arts college in Michigan crowd"", but rather normal folks. Sorry, but regular black people don''t like the cold, don''t take ""Intro to African American Studies"", and love Michael Jackson.

Ral, I live in Ann Arbor, but I attend Easter Michigan University, otherwise known was where the non-rich people, including lots of folks from Detroit, goto school. All the rich liberals are indeed at U-M, as are all the rich conservatives. And the rich centrists. And the rich and clueless.

Normal, and mostly poor folks are at EMU, and all us normal poh folks make fun of The Gloved One.

and yeah I do have a degree from U-M, and my god but I had some culture shock dealing with all the rich kids. by contrast the hippie birkenstock crowd in ann arbor are kind of fun, once you get them drunk and spouting bad poetry.

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I''m nostalgic for the Oprah avatar all of a sudden.

It''s like a bad claymation doll or something. I suppose that''s a real photo?

Whatever I said before wasn''t strong enough. Yipes. He needs to just coat his face in actual plastic, call himself Nancy, and find someone into...weird gay clown sex.

Thanks, Rat. I haven''t felt...soiled in a while. Yuck.

Roo, while I was mostly kidding, there is a kernel of truth to be explored. Ask you black friends if they think OJ did it. If they think he is guilty, then they are out of tune with most blacks, who when polled overwhelmingly considered him innocent...