\"Priest had loot, Nazi stash, porn\"

Well, it's not really about religion, but I post it here 'just in case': a remarkable story Eric Cheng forwarded to me. Enjoy

Behind his white collar, a Queens priest kept some dark secrets, cops said yesterday.

The Rev. John Johnston, 64, was a pistol-packing padre who had a stash of Nazi memorabilia and gay porn in his Jackson Heights apartment, police said.

But perhaps the most evil thing the longtime religion teacher is accused of is breaking the Seventh Commandment by stealing as much as $100,000 from a Long Island church's collection.

How many Hail Mary''s does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?

Hmm... let''s see...

one...
two...
three...
*CRUNCH*

OWWWWW!!! THAT''S NOT A TOOTSIE ROLL!!!!!